Easy Ways to Lose My Interest… It’s a step-by-step guide, really!
1. Don’t be consistent in contacting me. Make me wonder when I will hear from you again, cuz that doesn’t feel crappy at all. This is totally something I want to feel from someone who is supposed to be interested in me.
2. Don’t reach out to me, not even to say hello. Make me reach out to you, so you can have your ego stroked. That’s hot.
3. Talk about yourself all the time. Don’t ask any questions about me, other than sexual ones. Yeah, that’s hot, too. Your ego is staggering.
4. Talk in circles, instead of being open and honest. Then, when I am forced to make assumptions or try to discern just what you are saying, you have total deniability.
5. Be unable to express your feelings verbally. Because really, I am so intuitive I can read your mind. rolls eyes
6. Don’t keep your word – or - Say one thing and do another. This is the opposite of ‘show me, don’t tell me’. I’m not impressed. If you say you will do something, do it. If you can’t keep your promises in the little things, how do I know you will in the big things.
7. String me along as you feign interest in me or in spending time with me. Then, don’t call or text. Or tell me how much you really want to see me and then don’t try to set up a time to do so. Or better yet, cancel at the last minute.
8. Troll on hook-up sites. Please. Do this first thing in the morning, especially right before and then right after sending me a little text letting me know I’m on your mind. Visit multiple sites throughout the day, repeatedly, because we all know you’re just playing checkers on there, right?
9. Push and Pressure me. That will get you far. Not only does it display a lack of sensitivity, but it shows me that you don’t listen to my needs.
10. Tell me that your greatest desire is one of my major hard limits. And tell me this often, so that I can feel like shit for being unable to please you in this area. That’s fantastic.
11. Gain my trust, get me to open up and become vulnerable to you, and then criticize and judge the things I have shared with you. I have a theory that men who do this are more likely to become or are impotent. shrugs
12. Do any or all of these things to show me just how stupid you think I really am. That won’t piss me off, at all.
13. And when you disappear, if you do so before I let you go, don’t tell me why. Just disappear and make me believe it is my fault. *Thanks go to @emdash32 for the reminder. This should have been #1.
Feel free to add your own! We all have ‘em, I’m sure.
(Written by stocking_kitten on Fetlife; posted with permission. Original writing can be found here. Must have Fetlife account to view.)
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