Anemo Slime

Yes i am the slime who carries the hilichurl goods and im doing it against my will

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He’s coming, I know he is, 

He’s coming, with his rainbow horns

He’s coming, with fireflies strapped on him.

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"And here is the scene where they fuck but that's not important all that matters is that they're cute and happy together"

 "what the fuck kokomi"

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sara tells you a secret mission

you know that funny little guy?  the one over there with the red demon horns?  yeah the one with white hair and shit?

i need you to take him down and don’t tell him i sent you over thanks.

Hey sara- 

Fuck off!

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funny hydro man with fish

now, okay.... inhales.  WHY THE FUCK IS CHILDE GETTING ANOTHER ANOTHER RERUN???  im not trying to discourage you you uhhhmummmm childe stans and people who want him but like aint this mfer the first character to get a third rerun?  i mean out of anything we should have a xiao rerun or albedo.  especially albedo, man just appeared and left for hilcihrusl in draogn spi 

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kokosara

ponyo ponyo ponyo fishie in the sea, a pink fishie girl, is fighting with me, ponyo ponyo ponyo, magic sets you free, she’s a little girl dating the enemy 

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fishie girl in fishie ocean

guys kokomi teialeri s up and her bnaner is coign in 2 days are you puolign for her/??

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okay, so, like, thoma, but, i thought, gorou was the shield character, not not, thoma like, wh what happened

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Scara.... who?

rhythmic piano solo

I see a little silhouetto of a man

Your Turn:

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boob storage

you know i kind of wonder why baal has her sword in her boobs.  APPARENTLY it seems that her boobs is some sort of storage that keeps her sword.  Do you think that like, baal could take out food or snacks from her boobs too?  Would it work the same as pulling her sword out?

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fish boop girl

now, tell me, how do you pronounce kokomi?  Do you pronounce the koko as coco like coco powder?  Or is it pronounced how text to speech says it as co as in co op.  personally i say it as cocomi (kokomi) so it sounds cute :] 

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Who said on earth randomly decided to say Baal couldn’t cook?  Like, that’s such a random yet fitting thing??  I’d like more evidence as I am very interested on how a tyrant of a god can not do a simple deed as cracking an egg into a frying pan and letting it sizzle 3 minutes

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Why don’t I search up Inazuma tutorials for world quests/puzzles? Hahaha you wouldn’t understand

It’s because I can remind myself that I’m smart EVEN IF takes me 30 minutes to have these weird things shoot at each other and then into a water bubble.  It is a feeling of accomplishment and satisfaction 

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fischl supreacy

can youtube stop recommending me stuff on how sara is the best 4 star support, like, i feel like this is a direct attack towards me since i have fischl and and and a

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bastard god

you know how hard it is to avoid all the videos spoiling the second archon quest.  Anyways b b baal 

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what do you suggest i do for the next 3-5 hours while genshin does whatever the hell its doing to inazuma 

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Ah shit