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bi, Capricorn, ENTP, disaster.

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[afloweroutofstone]

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[damazcuz]

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.

[teethwreath]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[hymnsofheresy]

I can’t believe that the sacredness of shared meals is not well known??? 

Mealtime is an extremely important cultural and social ritual. There are psychological benefits for cooking for other people, and serving a meal stabilizes the emotions between the provider and the receiver. Cooking with your partner, like accomplishing any task together, strengthens relationships. Eating together strengthens communal bonds and helps with mental health. Sharing the same food with someone else builds trust, cooperation, and a sense of connectivity. It’s a shame how in our fast paced society we don’t value the importance of regularly breaking bread with one another

[quasarkisses]

The bond of sharing a meal is so strong that it can be its own kind of relationship.

[animusrox]

Toy Stoy 3 (2010) dir. Lee Unkrich

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

QUEEN OUTFITS IN FANTASY TV & FILM 

Ravenna — The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) portrayed by Charlize Theron & styled by Colleen Atwood  Daenerys Targaryen — Game of Thrones (2011 - 2019) portrayed by Emilia Clarke & styled by Michele Clapton  Akasha — Queen of The Damned (2002) portrayed by Aaliyah & styled by Angus Strathie Galadriel — The Lord of the Rings (2001 - 2003)  portrayed by Cate Blanchett & styled by Ngila Dickson and Richard Taylor Calanthe — The Witcher (2019)  portrayed by Jodhi May & styled by Tim Aslam  Kidagakash Nedakh — Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)  voiced by Cree Summer & animated by David Berthier Phoenix — 满城尽带黄金甲 / Curse of The Golden Flower (2006) portrayed by 巩俐 / Gong Li & styled by 奚仲文 / Yee Chung-man  Tamlin — The Shannara Chronicles (2016 - 2017) portrayed by Caroline Chikezie & styled by Jane Holland Maleficent — Maleficent (2014) portrayed by Angelina Jolie & styled by Anna B. Sheppard Titania — A Midsummer Night’s Dream (1999) portrayed by Michelle Pfeiffer and styled by Gabriella Pescucci

[avocadomatcha]

"Yesterday, you told me something of your story. And I...thank you."

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023) dir. Tom Verica

[sabrinaacarpenters]

#queen charlotte is a comedy (sometimes)

QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY (2023)

[simoneashley]

Phil Dunster as Jamie Tartt Ted Lasso 3.12

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#No No It’s Not

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Okay but like, Roy and Jamie weren’t exactly subtle about loathing each other, were they? They fought each other on the pitch and badmouthed each other on TV, none of that keep it quiet for the sake of the team shit for these extra boys, yeah? My point is, anyone who knows anything about English football knows that Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt used to hate each other, right?

So obviously, at some point, during some press conference or post game interview, someone needs to bring this fact up. Maybe it’s as early as after the 2x06 match, because Ted might well have insisted Roy and Jamie be the ones to front that, both because it was them that won that game and because he figures it’ll promote ~their bond~ or some such. Could be later too, after the headbutt/hug thing, or later still, once the pictures of Jamie and Roy’s early morning excursions start doing the rounds on social media.

Doesn’t matter much when, really, only that someone – maybe from the tabloids because they’re a vicious lot – would ask: “Roy, just weeks before you joined the Richmond coaching staff you said, and I quote, ‘Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch’. Today you described him as the most important player on the field. What has changed?”

And maybe the room goes a bit quiet at that, oooh he fucking went there, and what the hell is going to happen now, but Jamie only cocks his head to the side, making a face but looking at Roy all amused like. “You said that about me? That hurts me feelings, Coach.”

And Roy rolls his eyes, exasperated but in too good a mood after the win to be really annoyed. “Yeah, well, as it turns out the condition was only mostly incurable, wasn’t it?”

And Jamie goes aaaw and the press goes um okay and it doesn’t really explain anything, only adds to the ever-evolving legend of what the fuck is up with Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt.

[pointnclick]

it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?

[ariangrande]

I can do this. I am a dude! I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!

SHE’S THE MAN 2006, dir. Andy Fickman