those flat escalator moving walkway things they have in airports effectively kill you and make a clone on the other side like the teleporter but in a gradual ship of theseus kind of way
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those flat escalator moving walkway things they have in airports effectively kill you and make a clone on the other side like the teleporter but in a gradual ship of theseus kind of way
the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.
lowkey this blood transfusion shit easy as hell
obsessing over Hades and have to constantly fight the urge to look for art or shitposts as to not spoil myself
my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
I did an experiment on myself
I like to browse social media, but it's not really me who likes that. It's some baser, more lizardish part of my brain. It does not even know what it's looking at, or care -- it just knows it gets little dopamine snacks from it, and likes them.
I decided to do an experiment. I wanted to see what that part of my brain would do if I deprived it of what it usually likes. I blocked all social media in my desktop browser via an extension, uninstalled all my social media apps, and even blocked the websites on my phone just for good measure.
So, what would I do now?
It turns out I start going on wikipedia. I liked to look at the "on this day section," and use the random page button. It's kind of like social media because I never knew what I was going to see. It scratched that same itch.
But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked wikipedia too.
Turns out, after that, I start going on google maps streetview and exploring random towns in Chile or Mongolia. I see hotels and restaurants with 1 review. Who are you, reviewer. Why have you decided to give this pizza restaurant that just looks like a normal house this digital baptism.
But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked google maps too.
Then, I started going to my local library. The library had more information than I could ever read about practically anything I wanted to read about. I started reading about French history. The region we know today as France may look pretty innocuous, but you wouldn't believe some of the shit that went down.
But I wanted to go farther, so I stopped even going to the library. What would this part of me, that so desperately craved a constant intake of information, do now.
It was then that I descended into the sewers, and became the Rat Man.
I quickly became a legend in my town. Some teenagers saw me clamber out of one sewer grate and then into another across the street. They told their parents about it. Their parents didn't believe them. Truth be told, I almost didn't believe them either.
A woman eating oreos on a park bench once dropped one near a sewer drain at the local bike path, and yelped when she saw my arm reach out from the drain and swipe it. However, later on, she left another oreo there. She took pity on the Rat Man. I saw the Man that was left there, even though it was mostly Rat.
Ultimately I decided to allow myself the library.
microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks
just found this picture from an assignment i did last year
sorry man im all booked
some people seem to be under the impression that i am taking 6 hours to do a single sudoku. this is not the case. i am doing more sudokus than you could possibly comprehend in those 6 hours.
severance being the most beautiful, subtle ai critique on accident/implicitly (cause i cant say which, im not ben stiller).
the superbowl ads were insane. you need an ai to plan your flight. you need an ai for your interviews. you need an ai to do your work for you. relying on something else to avoid discomfort, failure, and unpleasant experiences.
an ai cannot do every single fucking thing for you. what kind of life is there in that? are you even a person anymore? avoiding bad emotions isn't a 'cure for humanity', it's a death sentence to your involvement in your own life.
also, its sister tweet:
How could you forget:
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Pouring one out for Poison Junior.
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the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player
you guys all know i'm in the panopticon too right? just because i'm in the tower doesn't mean i should be treated any differently. all of you can see me just as well as i can see you. my position is worse actually because you're all looking at me at once while i can only point the spotlight at one of you at a time. have some compassion. we're all in the panopticon here. we're all in the same boat
this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.