History Is Very Serious

Carefully curated history memes

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

i searched martin luther in the gifs section and this is the only result and i’m losing my mind

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[hisqueeninthenorth]

The history nerd in me loves this, the petty bitch in me loves this 🤣

[ladyandtheghost]

That’s some hot tea from ancient Mesopotamia

[thoodleoo]

guys literally live in apartments like this and don’t see the problem

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[mountedhistory]

Norwegian dragoons on the march, 1938/1939.

[mountedhistory]

Just imagine. The army had not been to war since Napoleonic times, and yet they rode to meet an undefeatable foe in April 1940. They had no experience, and no idea how to properly utilise the cavalry in modern war. «Poor boys…» a woman said as they were riding down Karl Johan street. In the end, the cavalry was stopped at first sight by a bussload of Germans and disarmed without a single shot being fired.

[peashooter85]

They tried

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[cultiverunjardin]

I don’t think we’re meant to be exposed to so many random strangers opinions on literally anything and everything on a constant, daily basis

[gowns]

me as an ancient greek walking through the agora and past the lyceum trying to mind my own business

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[joey-wheeler-official]

“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today, we’re gonna try to bring mom back”

[joey-wheeler-official]

Thank you so much for this addition

[bee-whistler]

“Behold! My Absorb-God-inator! With it I will drain all the souls in the TRI-STATE AREA! You might be wondering, why do I need to drain souls to absorb God? Well, it all started back in my home town of Xerxes on the day of my creation. I was but a dwarf in a flask when…”

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

“hohenheim?”

*puts on hat*

“VAN hohenheim!?”

[cannibalchicken]

[thoodleoo]

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

[thoodleoo]

in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

[thoodleoo]

[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[thewolfgodsblog]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[wearingraincoats]

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

During World War II, it was common for soldiers to keep family photos under clear grips on their 1911 pistols. They were called “Sweetheart Grips.”