Tsundere Service

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                Man down, man down! Sadly for whoever this man is, she isn’t reinforcement. In fact, she’s just going to cant her head slightly to glance down at him, then turning her attention back to the woman. She likes her already. “Ah — what’d he do, chew up your shoes?”

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Such a bitter sweet smile graced her lips, "Chew my shoes? Oh he's a very perverted virgin that would rather keep my shoe in a box under his bed than chew on it. Maybe even lick it. " She placed a perfect facade on her porcelain body.  On the outside, she was calm; collected. Does she bother to explain what he has or reserve from doing such a useless thing. "The simple explanation was that he opened his mouth to talk."

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"Oh. Has someone called animal control after seeing Araragi-kun come over several times. What you see here is not animal abuse whatsoever it's only animal training. It's no different than potty training your dog." 

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A Confession;

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For once, she found herself completely clueless. The woman in front of her was complicated in many ways, skilled in the way that she gave nothing away, and quite possibly the only one that Hanekawa really felt was a threat to her being. To her happiness and her desires.

She was also…  one of the few that could truly boggle the young teens mind. Like now, Hanekawa couldn’t figure out exactly what was going through her mind and felt that she would seem a fool if she were to ask.

"Well, that certainly is an interesting idea." she stated, her mind reeling as she tried to pick apart the meaning behind the others words. What was this about Araragi-kun? She’d been busy as of lately and it would seem she had possibly missed a few happenings. Which was rare, for her.

"Though before I say anything on that, might I ask what it is Araragi-kun has been up to? I honestly don’t know." She asked anyway, knowing that if she wanted to learn what she knew, then she simply had to. It was a strange thing to admit to given who she was, but even she knew that sometimes she just didn’t have all the answers.

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She stared at her quizzically, her eyebrows rose in utter confusion. Seems there was a chance she didn't know, “It's getting stuffy in here” With that she made her way to the side, opening the side that soon revealed the open night sky. Her eyes sparkling like diamonds in the moonlight. Everything was illuminated with a bright stream of light as a star flew quickly through the sky.

"A shooting star." 

Her gaze stretched out directly into the night sky. One constellation seemed especially bright. The stars twinkled like the eyes of an innocent. Their steady light filled her with uncanny longing.The sight of that sky, touched a sensitive nerve, and the memory lingered.  It would be only natural that she'd feel somewhat betrayed, the void spaces in her heart had been filled but maybe he didn't quite understand what that meant to do such a betrayal. She wondered about the distance between the midnight sky and the soft turf she was currently on. Arms rose above her head, elbow bend as they went behind her head.

A turn of the head towards Hanekawa.

The girl’s soft, hair had whipped around with the wind. “Seems Araragi-kun has been busy while away. He has shared not one or two but three kisses with other females. ”  Her mouth opened and as her eyebrows lifted slightly, "How do you feel about that?”

After all that female was also in love with Araragi.

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Do that and i’ll stab you. Don’t think i’ve come unprepared.

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I will reblog threads but after I finish making a theme for my personal OTL

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"I know everything, Koyomin" "Koyomin!? A nickname!? Who does she think she is, Senjougahara when I’m alone with her!?"

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Araragi gulped as it was strangely getting warm, like REALLY warm. Senjougahara just explained in detail without uncovering any details at all! It was the ultimate way to torture his perverted mind, but he had to retaliate. 

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It was impossible! 

"E-Every inch—..? Who are w-we talking about—.." He already knew, but she didn’t say a name he couldn’t let her know that he knew that underwear wasn’t hers and it was specifically Hanekawa’s! "Another washing?!" There his head went, imagining all sorts of fantasies of Hitagi x Tsubasa. "Y-You have no limits do you—.." 

Her next choice of words completely destroyed his interior. “Big enough for two!?” Is she inviting him to shower, having her wash him down! Even better having to explore every inch of her body! “S-STOP.” An Araragi with wings appeared before him, his voice was soft and his aura was pure. "Discard such thoughts Araragi, you are a better man.” At the same moment, a vampiric, darker version of himself came to speak  as well, "Fuck her in the shower." 

The two argued in front of him, but she did insist that the shower was big enough for both of them and to be gentle with her. This isn’t good! The environment isn’t safe at all, Hanekawa’s panties and a naked Senjougahara—-… this is a trap of some sort. All he needs now is a passed out Hachikuji! 

His hands were shaking as he went through her DVD’s, trying to get his mind to re-adjust. Finally he picked out a nice-looking zombie movie, it was rather scary so he had heard from strangers. It’s been a good amount of time, when he finally took off his shirt and was committed to get into that shower with his girlfriend. That was until he heard the shower turn off and it seemed like it was already too—.. late. 

He felt stupid standing there in his boxers, where did he throw his pants?

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She turns her head to look at curtain over her shoulder, wet hair clinging to her neck in rivulets. She smirks, and tilts her head back in an almost sensual way. The spray of the water hits her neck, then snakes down along her collar bones. 

Her lashes fluttered. She didn’t comprehend momentarily, how was it that the pervert of a boyfriend hadn't joined her yet, and then, slowly, she nodded. The female laughed as she cupped her hands and blew lightly at the bubbles. A playful moment in the shower was done on her behalf before she finished up.

Done.

Everything was turned of while she reached for a tower, there was no need to reward her boyfriend for some information that reached her ears. 

Her voice is quiet. "I must ask something." Her eyes sharpen. "I have given enough time for a boyfriend to confess the sins he has done. Am I correct?"

She can't stop now, not now, she can't stop- "I'd like to think I do my part to be your girlfriend and even invite my boyfriend who I have no shared a single kiss with while he has given-"

A pause as she walks towards the half naked buffoon. Coming to a stop when she's not even an inch away from his face. A hand holding the towel in place while the other on her hip.

"Three. Three other females while in this relationship", voice booming out of her. Their eyes are only inches apart. The tension brims and wavers and tightens in the air. She's close enough to smell him, that scent that's so uniquely him. She looks at him for a long moment before she says, teasing gone, her voice soft and rueful,"Am I to think that's alright?"

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