incorrect hitchhiker's guide quotes

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[volcanicflowers]

fine i'll do the meme but only because it was literally made for them specifically

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Zaphod before stealing the Heart of Gold: Well, I am not usually one for speeches— so, goodbye

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Zaphod: Here’s my wall of inspirational people.

Trillian: Is that a picture of you?

Zaphod: Yes. I’m big enough to admit I’m often inspired by myself.

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Arthur: Not to be corny, but sometimes I think my purpose on this Earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. That feels like enough to me sometimes

Ford: I'm here to maim and kill, but your thing sounds nice too!

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happy towel day towel emoji 🔥🔥

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Ford: If I'm really as stupid as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Ford*

Ford: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

[volcanicflowers]

needed to make it clear that in that older ford and arthur pic from the other day they’re married. in space. space married 

[dentarthurdent]

im pulling a dna and writing in reverse, by scrapping everything i have and rewriting it from scratch because i got new ideas. ghost au returning Soonish with a Completely Somewhat Different ch1

[v0gonpoet]

It's towel day!!! These books bring me so much joy and live rent free in my head <3

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happy towel day!

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Trillian: Isn't the universe amazing

Arthur: It makes me feel small and insignificant

Ford: We are small and insignificant

Zaphod: It makes me feel like a god. What! Doesn't that cluster look like me?

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Trillian: It's kind of hot outside to be wearing a colourful suit with that many layers

Zaphod, slightly sweating: I look rad

Trillian: You look like a pallid and sick clown

Zaphod, intensely sweating: Sick as fuck

[juiatomou]

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is turning 44 today 💫 here's another h2g2 doodle batch to celebrate the occasion

more under the cut

[girlloserkiss]

“But most importantly drown every single one of your feelings in old stolen rum/ learn to love the taste of it dripping down your throat/ find comfort in the warmth coming from your stomach/ you’re drinking bottled love now”

@potato-lord-but-not here you go I’ll repost it just for you <3

[potato-lord-but-not]

@girlloserkiss drew a thing (HERE SHE IS AH) and it awoke something in me and I had to draw it??????

Also Meer I’m sorry this just looks like a crunkled version of your drawing. Like what I did here is the equivalent of taking a pristine soda can and then crushing it

[dentarthurdent]

that one meme but hhg