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im the coolest ironic dude here

[hitmandaves]

It's Been a While

You really should go out more. You do but only to get paid.For now you're stuck in your room, not knowing what to do or where to go. It sucks really, just being here. If Bro was here you'd at least have a strife, but since he isn't that's a no go. You miss the adrenaline you feel while fighting someone. It made you excited and have an awesome rush of energy

You're not the one to pick fights though. Maybe you could work out or something to keep yourself preoccupied. That's the best alternative you have. You groan, get out of bed, and put on some red and white sweats. 

Ready or not here I come world.

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[inconspicuouslioness]

"Wasn’t that the plan?" You giggle a little bit, and then toss him a soda while jumping on the couch. You reached for the remote and turned on the TV, more for the background noise than anything. You figured the local news could suffice.

[hitmandaves]

"…" You face palm. Wow forgetful much?

"Oh yea huh. Slipped my mind for a bit." You catch the soda and pop it open. ‘Down the hatch’ he thought and started to drink away. You looked at the TV and saw the news on the screen.

"A newsy type person?" you asked her.

[inconspicuouslioness]

"Not really. At least, not national news. It can be nice to know whats going around in Terranos though." You shrugged, and took a sip of your soda.

Nothing of real importance was happening. It mentioned a couple small things here and there, but it wasn’t really on a need-to-know basis. Except…

"Oh, they’re talking about the carnival, cool!"

[hitmandaves]

"Yea you're right about that." You sip your soda as well.

"Hmm? Carnival? That's new. Hey maybe we should go. I'd totes run an ironic kissing booths."

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[inconspicuouslioness]

"I’m good. Kind of hungry though, but good."

You gesture towards the couch for him to sit, and then you go run over into the kitchen to grab a soda for your guest. “Um, do you want anything? We have soda.”

[hitmandaves]

   You walk over to the couch and take a sit.

"Yea I’m down with soda.Hey if you want, i could take you out to eat in a bit."

[inconspicuouslioness]

"Wasn’t that the plan?" You giggle a little bit, and then toss him a soda while jumping on the couch. You reached for the remote and turned on the TV, more for the background noise than anything. You figured the local news could suffice.

[hitmandaves]

"..." You face palm. Wow forgetful much?

"Oh yea huh. Slipped my mind for a bit." You catch the soda and pop it open. 'Down the hatch' he thought and started to drink away. You looked at the TV and saw the news on the screen.

"A newsy type person?" you asked her.

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[inconspicuouslioness]

+-*Just on time, you open the door to the knocking.

"Hey Dave, come on in."

Your’re glad its not as cold as it could’ve been, you didn’t want to regret having worn shorts. Would’ve been embarrassing having to change. “So, how’re you doing?”

[hitmandaves]

"Hey Nep." You strode a bit past her and looked around. Everything looked pretty much the same since the last time you’ve been here. You turned around to face Nepeta.

"I’m doing pretty chill. How’re you?"

[inconspicuouslioness]

"I’m good. Kind of hungry though, but good."

You gesture towards the couch for him to sit, and then you go run over into the kitchen to grab a soda for your guest. “Um, do you want anything? We have soda.”

[hitmandaves]

   You walk over to the couch and take a sit.

"Yea I'm down with soda.Hey if you want, i could take you out to eat in a bit."

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

Within 5 minutes you made it to Nepeta’s house and proceeds to knock on the door.

"He Nep you there? I’m outside already. I’ll just wait here till you open the door." You wait only a few seconds to hear some footsteps. 'Ok cool she's here.'

[inconspicuouslioness]

Just on time, you open the door to the knocking.

"Hey Dave, come on in."

Your’re glad its not as cold as it could’ve been, you didn’t want to regret having worn shorts. Would’ve been embarrassing having to change. “So, how’re you doing?”

[hitmandaves]

"Hey Nep." You strode a bit past her and looked around. Everything looked pretty much the same since the last time you've been here. You turned around to face Nepeta.

"I'm doing pretty chill. How're you?"

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < alright

AC: :33 < see you in a couple of minutes then?

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea see you in a bit

You close your laptop and begin to change into some jeans and a red zip up sweater. You throw on your shoes, walk to the mirror, and fix yourself up as you see fit. You look pretty good, now time to head out. You walked by the counter, take your wallet and keys, and open the door.

[inconspicuouslioness]

You see that He’s logged off and came to the realization that you are not dressed for any sort of meandering about that will inevitably come with Dave Strider. You found yourself searching through your closet in a quick and desperate attempt to find something within the roughly 5 minutes you have before he showed up.

You found yourself throwing on an oversized cat hoodie, and some short shorts. Satisfied with your bullshit, you make your way to the front door where Dave will likely show up.

[hitmandaves]

Within 5 minutes you made it to Nepeta's house and proceeds to knock on the door.

"He Nep you there? I'm outside already. I'll just wait here till you open the door." You wait only a few seconds to hear some footsteps. 'Ok cool she's here.'

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < i dont know

AC: :33 < i guess we could go get lunch or something?

AC: :33 < i havent really eaten anything today

[hitmandaves]

TG:  sure im down with that

TG: ill go over to your place to meet up

TG: then we could find somewhere to eat

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < alright

AC: :33 < see you in a couple of minutes then?

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea see you in a bit

You close your laptop and begin to change into some jeans and a red zip up sweater. You throw on your shoes, walk to the mirror, and fix yourself up as you see fit. You look pretty good, now time to head out. You walked by the counter, take your wallet and keys, and open the door.

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea im down to hang out

TG: its been a while since we have

TG: where and when?

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < i dont know

AC: :33 < i guess we could go get lunch or something?

AC: :33 < i havent really eaten anything today

[hitmandaves]

TG:  sure im down with that

TG: ill go over to your place to meet up

TG: then we could find somewhere to eat

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG: so we’re in the same boat

TG: thats cool

TG: i guess the older we get the less interested we are

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < i guess

AC: :33 < i still can see why people like that though

AC: :33 < anyway

AC: :33 < since neither of us are actually doing anything today do you want to hang out or something?

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea im down to hang out

TG: its been a while since we have

TG: where and when?

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG: shit no 

TG: i dont

TG: i forgot new years resolution is a thing

TG: ehh i guess not kicking the bucket this year

TG: its the best i can do with a resolution 

TG: whats yours?

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < i didnt really have one either

AC: :33 < i guess ive sort of lost inpurrest in the thing?

AC: :33 < i dont know

AC: :33 < i guess i should try to do the same h33h33

[hitmandaves]

TG: so we're in the same boat

TG: thats cool

TG: i guess the older we get the less interested we are

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say((Dave//Karkat))

[hitmandaves]

You see the message a few seconds after you sent yours. Great this asshole. What have you gotten your ass into now?

TG: well shit i didnt know you were this excited and eager to see my message

TG: let alone reply back in a few seconds

TG: im flattered 

TG: i hope you feel the eye rolling and the sarcasm in my words

[karkathatesyou-deactivated20150]

CG:CUT YOUR SHIT DAVE YOUR THE ONE WHO MESSAGED ME IN THE FIRST FUCKIN PLACE.

CG:NOW WHATS SO FUCKIN GREAT ABOUT A NEW YEAR

CG:JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE FOR EVERYONE TO GET DRUNK OFF THEIR ASS

CG:OR SHOOTING SHIT INTO THE AIR NOT KNOWING SOMEONE COULD GET HIT BY THAT SHIT

CG:(NOT APPLYING IT HAS HAPPEN TO ME) SO TELL ME WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT A NEW BULLSHIT SAMESHIT ANYWAY YEAR

[hitmandaves]

TG: sure it didnt happen to you

TG: well watching people getting drunk off their assess is great

TG: and seeing people doing dumb shit is great

TG: i get another whole year of life to watch that shit

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say((Dave//Karkat))

With sword in hand, ass in bed, and laptop opened and running, you’re seeing it everywhere. 'New year, new me' is a really basic thing to say, you think. It’s the New Year and you’re spending it alone again. Not that you really mind. Dave Strider is all about the party life on practically every other day. It’s a new year you guess and hopefully you’ll make the most of it.

You start by pestering all of your friends a Happy New Year. 

[karkathatesyou-deactivated20150]

CG: HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FUCKASS JUST ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER  TO OUR DEATHS WOOPTY FUCKIN DO

[hitmandaves]

You see the message a few seconds after you sent yours. Great this asshole. What have you gotten your ass into now?

TG: well shit i didnt know you were this excited and eager to see my message

TG: let alone reply back in a few seconds

TG: im flattered 

TG: i hope you feel the eye rolling and the sarcasm in my words

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea things have been the same for me

TG: even for djing its been slow

TG: which is stupid because it’s new years

TG: im pretty sure everyone and their mother is throwing a party

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < purrbably

AC: :33 < im not much of a purrty purrson though so i guess its alright

AC: :33 < i do want something exciting to happen though

AC: :33 < anyway did you have a mew years resolution?

[hitmandaves]

TG: shit no 

TG: i dont

TG: i forgot new years resolution is a thing

TG: ehh i guess not kicking the bucket this year

TG: its the best i can do with a resolution 

TG: whats yours?

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG:  yea no its all the same here

TG: so nothing exciting 

TG: we should eventually get to do something new

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < hopefully the mew year brings something fun

AC: :33 < things have b33n really slow as of late

AC: :33 < like, really slow

AC: :33 < no jobs, nothing

AC: :33 < have you had anything similar?

[hitmandaves]

TG: yea things have been the same for me

TG: even for djing its been slow

TG: which is stupid because it's new years

TG: im pretty sure everyone and their mother is throwing a party

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say ((Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

TG: thats good to hear

TG: it was just a happy new years

TG: how is your new year anyways?

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < oh the same old same old

AC: :33 < nothing fury exciting

AC: :33 < anything better on your end?

[hitmandaves]

TG:  yea no its all the same here

TG: so nothing exciting 

TG: we should eventually get to do something new

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say (Dave//Nepeta))

[hitmandaves]

You closed your eyes for a bit and wait for anyone to a reply. Sure enough, you heard a familiar ping.You threw your sword aside as your eyes shot wide open and  looked over to your laptop screen. It was Nepeta. It’s been a while since you two have had a conversation. You miss her and all your other friend.

TG: hey there nep

TG: its been a while

TG: i wouldnt expect a message from me either

TG: im pretty good howve you been?

TG: and thanks

[inconspicuouslioness]

AC: :33 < oh im good

AC: :33 < just kind of hanging around i guess

AC: :33 < so what did you message me fur?

AC: :33 < was it just to say hello?

[hitmandaves]

TG: thats good to hear

TG: it was just a happy new years

TG: how is your new year anyways?

[hitmandaves]

New Year, New Me Is Such A Basic Thing To Say (Dave//Nepeta))

With sword in hand, ass in bed, and laptop opened and running, you’re seeing it everywhere. 'New year, new me' is a really basic thing to say, you think. It’s the New Year and you’re spending it alone again. Not that you really mind. Dave Strider is all about the party life on practically every other day. It’s a new year you guess and hopefully you’ll make the most of it.

You start by pestering all of your friends a Happy New Year. 

[inconspicuouslioness]

— turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering arsenicCatnip [AC] —

Oh? It’s Dave. You were actually a bit surprised at this, given that you haven’t spoken to Dave in quite a while at this point. Not that him messaging you was a bad thing, he probably just wanted to wish you a happy new years.

AC: :33 < oh hello dave!

AC: :33 < i wasnt expecting you to message me h33h33

AC: :33 < how are mew?

AC: :33 < oh also, happy mew years!

[hitmandaves]

You closed your eyes for a bit and wait for anyone to a reply. Sure enough, you heard a familiar ping.You threw your sword aside as your eyes shot wide open and  looked over to your laptop screen. It was Nepeta. It's been a while since you two have had a conversation. You miss her and all your other friend.

TG: hey there nep

TG: its been a while

TG: i wouldnt expect a message from me either

TG: im pretty good howve you been?

TG: and thanks