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-=> Mallek really loves his lusus, and greatly values it’s snakey opinion of others. If a matesprit can impress the guardian, Mallek will know that he has a good partner in his hands.

-=> Mallek sees himself as the “planner” in the relationship. He likes to plan out dates and such well in advance.

-=> That being said, he will usually go along with his matesprits alternate or opposing ideas with little or no objection. Though Mallek seems assertive, he will typically follow someone else’s plan over his own, especially if he feels red for that someone.

-=> Mallek is a big gift giver. Usually he tends to give tech like phones and consoles as gifts, but he reserves a very special gift for his matesprit. For them, he enjoys cooking a delicious meal.

-=> In contrast, Mallek isn’t the biggest fan of receiving gifts, with one big exception. He may be incapable of refusing a gift from a quadmate. In fact, he may cherish that gift more than any computer or robot in the entirety of Paradox Space.

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Hello hello!

I’m mod Cloak, the new Tallest mod on the blog. I’m both he/him and they/them, and I’m 20. But don’t think that means you get to send suggestive asks. This is still a strictly PG-13 blog. All that’s notable about me is that I’m an Ardata lover to an extreme degree and that I will oppress any Vast Error stans with all my might.

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Spiritstuck Update

Ok so I got another idea tm for my Spiritstuck au. So basically I was planning on writing something, and I had plans for each of the kids and how they got their guardians to appear.

John had to be saved by his Guardian when a feral Guardian was running rampamt.

Dave had to be saved from Bro by his Guardian and taken away to a better place where Bro wasn't (because FUCK Bro)

Rose had to deal with burglars on her own and her Guardian appeared to keep her safe and away from the bad people.

And Jade's Guardian appeared when a meteor was coming toward Jade's island and the Guardian had to redirect it.

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So I came up with the hot new Homestuck AU

Ok so basically this is called ‘Spiritstuck’ and the premise is that each and every creature gets a thing called a Spirit Guardian.  The Spirit Guardian is unique to that person, and is more often than not some sort of animal/creature or amalgamation of animals/creatures.  The Guardians aren’t seen until a moment of great peril.  The Guardian’s job is to protect its Charge, and when the Charge is in their perilous moment, the Guardian will appear and try to help save the Charge.  Each Guardian has one or multiple special powers/abilities to help keep its Charge safe, and it depends on the personality of both the Charge and the Guardian.  Most people have one Guardian, though it isn’t out of the question for someone to have two or none.  The Guardian is subject to change depending on how much the Charge changes in their own personal journey. Here’s the list of Spirit Guardians we have so far. Rose: A four-eyed cryptic cat who loves the color purple.  It can see into the future and gives cryptic prophecies and can read minds. Dave: A crow/raven who speaks in rhymes and quotes Edgar Allen Poe.  It is able to travel and send objects back and forward in time. John: A salamander/bunny hybrid creature with the ability to make convincing masks of the faces that the creature has seen before (the most common face is Nick Cage for obvious reasons.) Jade: A dog/frog thing with no eyes, and the ability to teleport, grow and shrink objects, use telekinesis, and redirect missile objects. More to be added on later.

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This is the edited version btw everyone i edited the Guardians of Dave and Rose.

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Friendsim made me depressed.

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hi its the Fool that was asking abt ur ocs. anyway i love them

———— HELLO GOD IS THIS YOU?????

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buhhh u mentioned cienca knowing seloda and now i *must know more* (but only if u want)

Sure!

(Neithe the sprite nor the art is mine, the sprite is made by @tomdemongod and i dont know the tumblr of the artist, i met them on discord)

Seloda Merrek is a ceruleanblood. She is best describes as the reluctant, tired, Neutral Good mom of a group chat of Chaotic Neutrals. She is pretty tall, but not like, *massive* (she's about 5'11" currently, still growing since trolls grow a lot i guess.) She's trans babes! She was my first troll oc, and has my original classpect that I have since changed.

Speaking of classpect, she's a Knight of Void. Very, *very* secretive. To the point where no one knows where she even lives, and her few not even that close by neighbors haven't actually really seen her. She rarely comes out, and orders everything online.

She only talks to people online, and is able to do pretty much anything online without consequence because a. Her blood status (which she doesn't really give a single shit about) and b. She has a series of firewalls protecting all her vital info and stuff that could show where she lives or who she is.

She became good friends with Cienca first, though she had other friends Cienca was her first good one. Eventually they both fmgrew to trust each other more and more, and eventually when something caused Cienca to have to move away from her cave hive, Seloda offered for her to stay at her home.

Spoiler alert: they're girlfriends now. Cienca is hella gay and Seloda is hella bi.

Her name is pronounced like this: (cell-o-duh) (mare-eck)

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tell us about cienca!!

Ok!

Here's a really old aesthetic-y bust I did of her.

So Cienca is a limeblood, one with strange psionics and the faint ability to heal. As long as she has touched something, she can 'summon' it and it'll appear in her hand. Works best on smaller obects, but she can summon lager objects with more effort (though it is significantly harder).

She's a huge bookworm, and generally pretty quiet. She can be a bit sarcastic at times, but mostly when she'caught off guard. She is essentially the mom of the group in a perfect world, but in reality only knows Seloda. She is isolated, living in a long-since abandoned cave system with the maybe the only limeblood lusus on Alternia at the time, Vesper. She's a giant leaf-nosed bat (idk the alternian term) lusus, and is about the size of a school bus, with the wing-span to match said school bus. Cienca scavenges and trades with Seloda for pretty much all of her stuff. She scavenged for her clothes originally, but then traded with Seloda for cloth to make better ones. She's pretty resourceful.

Her god tier is Sylph of Mind.

Her name is pronounced (see-n-ka) (di-no-e)

Also, yes, her eyes are full and the color of her blood. She has very long bangs (longer than the picture) to compensate and wears a hood constantly.

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Folykl and Kuprum say they love MMO RPGS but they really just play Roblox.

Folkyl can make an actual ROBLOX death noise to the point where if you cant see her and you hear it youre worried a ROBLOX ghost is haunting you.

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Mallek makes minecraft texture packs when he's bored, that or he lurks on troll 4chan.

Mallek makes the dopest texture packs, and he's dabbled in modding as well. The mods are either really cool and kinda meta or hella fucking weird and kinda trippy. No in between.

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*whispers* hey. yall wanna hear about some dang OCs?

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ok so i got a like on here so here are the OCs i can talk about tell me which one(s)

Kiolle Iassaz (bronze blood)

Cienca Dinoie (lime blood)

Sonach Vulpes (olive blood)

Walida Donxue (jade blood)

Seloda Merrek (cerulean blood)

Myrkis Orychs (fuschia blood)

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If yall wanna send in asks about em you can while I answer some other asks in the inbox

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1dk 4nyth1ng 4bout the h1vezw4p trollz but 1 do know Elward or wh4tever her n4me 1z and do you h4ve 4ny other cute he4d4nnonz for her like she we4rz to-toz 4round her h1ve for fun or zmth?? 1dk just zmth we1rd th4t you wouldn't expect from sm1 l1ke her?? Jfjeifhfidk Zorry to be 4 bug. :::::::)

elwurd possesses sweaters and other memorabilia from her various amounts of girlfriends. even enemies or rando trolls’ hives. she probably just HAS some of the wildest things in a closet in her hive somwhere. catch her in mismatched hopbeast slippers and/or a Troll Garfield onesie that she can barely remember acquiring from anywgere

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*whispers* hey. yall wanna hear about some dang OCs?

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ok so i got a like on here so here are the OCs i can talk about tell me which one(s)

Kiolle Iassaz (bronze blood)

Cienca Dinoie (lime blood)

Sonach Vulpes (olive blood)

Walida Donxue (jade blood)

Seloda Merrek (cerulean blood)

Myrkis Orychs (fuschia blood)

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*whispers* hey. yall wanna hear about some dang OCs?

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Tegiri showed Azdaja a few episodes of Yugioh and he freaked the fuck out just like when Dave showed gamzee Miracles by ICP.

The thought of correlating Tegiri to Dave haunts me to this day

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Vikare keeps nasal spray on him at all time and snorts it really loudly like a nerd from a 90s sitcom

even though its been literal weeks since we first got this ask i keep thinking about how i’m supposed to be a nerd with prescribed nasal spray but i havent used it yet. thank you for this

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(Can we send in headcanons?) Elwurd is pretty cool around people, but she has (what she considers to be) embarrassing coping techniques, mostly revolving around still owning stuffed animals, and even talking to them when she has issues she needs to talk about because she doesn’t really have anybody to talk to about feelings and stuff. She won’t ever tell anybody, though, because she thinks she’s weird for doing it.

i gues yall can send in headcannons if yall want!

But honestly the idea of Elwurd with an alternian teddy bear is very adorable and i like it!