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Yeah fuck you vance just twist that knife
Osiris’s and Ghost’s final goodbye to Saint-14
BREAKING: The FCC just voted to repeal net neutrality, meaning we’re all screwed. TV news shows were essentially silent about this for the three weeks leading up to the vote.
When I saw this post on my dash, it kept disappearing every time the site finished loading. It had nothing to do with my blacklist extension, all evidence of this post on my dash vanished. I had to go to the blog of the person I’m reblogging it from DIRECTLY. If you can see this post at all, even if it’s for a split second, try and like it and reblog it! Don’t let this post be hidden!
So,, I made a new Titan and I love him.
His name is Axel, Axe for short and he was a Hive knight that got resurrected on accident and his ghost had to use the light to make him at least shapeshift into an awoken to hide himself among other guardians.
He’s very moody and has 0 tolerance for bullshit. Also Eris can probably tell what he is as soon as she sets her eyes on him. also I am very away of the mistake on his tumm i am so sorry
This is also his favorite song
that moment when you just can’t stop drawing him
A very bad edit b/c I’m gonna be spending my real time photo shopping him when he gets better armor
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!
Do not attack Ajit Pai’s kids, or anyone in his family for that matter.
No doxxing, no death threats, no name calling, no nothing. They have nothing to do with Pai’s choice, as dumb as it is, and shouldn’t suffer for his actions.
Especially just after we discussed with Keaton Jones’ situation about no bullying, we shouldn’t be hypocrites and bully others as well.
And a second note, as much as you may hate Ajit Pai, don’t doxx him and don’t send him death threats. You lose moral ground when you do that.
A PSA by Krow.
Anonymously send me your favorite detail about how I play my character.
I will publish and respond OOC.
It’s not over! CALL YOUR CONGRESSPEOPLE!!
Since there’s no actual link here: BattleForTheNet.com
@fireteam-resilient x
He sat hunched in his chair beside the medbay bed. Elbows on his knees and his hands folded together, thumbs against his lips. His golden eyes watched her as she woke. Glowing brighter with how pleased he was to see she had finally rejoined the world. An eyebrow raising only slightly when asked who he was. A chuckle and he sat back in his chair. His legs now crossed. Arms on the arm rests.
“ I am Axel, a Titan, but you can call me Ax or X if you so desire. You’re lucky I cam across you. I almost missed you, but thankfully your armor glistened from the sun. Caught my attention and I took you here to this... Farm. What’s left of a farm, anyway. What about your name? ”
So, here’s a deal
Net neutrality is something very few Americans are going to afford going away
Any small schools? Pfft, they can barely. Maintain their buildings. What makes you think they can afford it?
Middle class? Not all of them.
Jobs online? Many are gonna suffer
Youtubers. A good amount will vanish
Artists? Woah that is much less money
So here is a deal
If they decide to get rid of it. Boycott
Stop paying these companies, dammit
You can live without your phone
Your Netflix
Your Tumblr
Just to tell them no.
If they don’t listen to our words
Then they WILL listen to the lack of money
“ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING !? ”
phaerl-the-titan
“Sold.”
“ Perfect. Now take it and go. ”
Hospital Starters
[ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! :]
"Hey, you're awake!"
"Where am I?"
"You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
"Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
"I hate this place..."
"How could you do this to yourself?"
"The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
"You really came..."
"I told you I would be here when you woke up."
"How many tests did they do on you?"
"If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
"When are they going to let you leave?"
"They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
"What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
"That's what happens when you're dying."
"It's probably time to change those bandages..."
"You aren't in pain, are you?"
"You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
"That would explain why I feel terrible."
"I thought you were dead..."
"I'm not dead, am I?"
"I didn't know it was this bad..."
"I may not live much longer..."
"I'm dying..."
"You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
"I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
"I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
"Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
"I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
"I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
"If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
"Don't abuse that call button!"
"You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
"Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
"I get to come home today."
"Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
"They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."
Interview the Muse
- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.
- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?
- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?
- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?
- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?
- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?
- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?
- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?
- Were you in any cliques?
- Best childhood memory you can recall?
- Worst childhood memory you can recall?
- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today
- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?
- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?
- Are you a virgin?
- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?
- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?
- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?
- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?
- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?
- Have you ever been badly injured before?
- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?
- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?
- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?
- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?
- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?
- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?
- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?
- Are you happy with your current job?
- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?
- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?
- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?
- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?
- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?
- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?
- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?
- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?
- Top three things on your wishlist?
- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?
- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?
- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?
- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?
- What would you describe your style of clothing as?
- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.
- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?
- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?
- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?
- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?
- What are your top three favorite colors?
- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?
- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?
- Can you cook at all?
- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?
- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?
- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?
- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?
- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?
- Describe your sense of humor.
- What is one thing you are justly proud of?
- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?
- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?
- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?
- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.
- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?
- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.
- FREE QUESTION
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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