does this look like a kid's story to you?

"I smoke because of the feeling of something different filling my lungs".

[why-so-searios]

😖 that will scare the hell out of me

[macheteandpython]

Morgan Jones in every episode - Days Gone Bye

One thing I do know, don’t you get bit. We saw your bandage and that’s what we were afraid of. Bites kill you. The fever burns you out. But then after a while you come back.

[peachified]

friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you“ doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.

[oneofusbyabba]

a set of tags i was never prepared for

[halstedom]

[stability]

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

[kny111]

when you get home and got the next day off

[norahfields]

when bae tags someone else’s selfie with unf

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

This is what my cat does every time she hears the seltzer maker being used I don’t know whether to laugh or be concerned

[stevenrogered]

[nbcsnl]

Nailed it.

[dulect]

*wakes up*

me: why the fuck did i do that?

[sadskatchewan-deactivated201402]

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

[plants4]

Rihanna if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I'm free

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[im-a-mother-fucking-bald-eagle]

YOU SEE THIS SHIT? YEAH? I MADE IT 

ITS CURRENTLY IN A COMPETITION TO WIN A FULL SCHOLARSHIP AT MY DREAM SCHOOL, CINEMA MAKEUP SCHOOL

I AM A POOR PERSON, LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE

THE ONLY WAY I CAN WIN THIS COMPETITION AND ATTEND MY DREAM SCHOOL IS TO GET ENOUGH VOTES EVERY WEEK UNTIL I AM IN THE 5 CONTESTANTS LEFT THAT GET JUDGED ON A PANEL, AND ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WILL WIN

VOTES ARE RESET EVERY FRIDAY, AND THE BOTTOM 5 PEOPLE ARE ELIMINATED ON FRIDAY AS WELL

I AM CURRENTLY IN THOSE BOTTOM 5 BECAUSE I WAS ON A PLANE AND UNABLE TO SHAMELESSLY SELF PROMOTE

I NEED THIS SCHOLARSHIP, AND I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME. 

HERE YOU CAN WATCH A VIDEO OF ME MAKING THIS COSPLAY AND WATCH IT HI-DEF IN ACTION, AND THEN VOTE FOR ME (I AM ONA MORGANA)

SERIOUSLY PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IT TAKES A COUPLE OF SECONDS, AND THE PAGE YOU NEED TO LIKE WON’T POST ON YOUR FEED AND IT RARELY POSTS ANY UPDATES TO YOUR FEED

PLEASE SERIOUSLY

IF YOU ARE READING THIS JUST VOTE

VOTE HERE FOR ME ONA MORGANA

VOTE VOTE VOTE

I AM BEGGIN YOU

[im-a-mother-fucking-bald-eagle]

In the past few minutes this has gotten 36 notes, but I have only gotten 5 new notes IF YOU ARE SPENDING THE TIME TO LIKE AND REBLOG THIS, YOU HAD BEST BE VOTING AS WELL, I NEED VOTES MORE THAN NOTES

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

[intenseyodelling]

the sad thing is i did an NE when i read this