Hiway Robbery

SCP 6320-2.2, a plant like creature currently contained in Site-107 (MINOR)

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

The on-ramp (intro to hiway)

Shhrhhfhhrhrh (Hello! This is the fua hiway robbery rp blog, I am so not experienced with tumblr but I am so here for it, please feel free to send some asks !)

(Update)

*hiway is curled up on the floor, asleep, the containment chamber door opens, and somebody tiptoes around hiway, heading for the computer hiway uses to type on*

“Shh, he’s sleeping!”

“Hello! I’m the one who made Hiway’s account, now, containment is not happy about Hiway getting a computer but they can’t really do anything, can they?”

“I go by Ingrid and I use she/her pronouns, also I’m trans, nice to meet you all, and I hope you treat Hiway well!” (I am not Raddagher btw :3)

*hiway stirs a bit, Ingrid jumps up and scampers out of the chamber*

Shhshrshssg??

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

*door slowly opens quietly*

hi hiway

@raddagher-on-cams

Shfhshshs,,,

*hiway is wary, it’s been so long since he’s been visited last, you can tell he is excited, even if he is huddling in the corner*

Shfhshf!! *he missed you, and love*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

sorry it took so long to get it fixed but

Buh dun duhhhhhh *turns on new and improved sunlamps in hiways cell*

Hopefully these work better !!

@tree-hugger107

shfhshf!! shfhhshfhs ! *Hiway curls up under the lamps and spins around, very happy and very sunny* shehhehshhshehhs!! shfhshfhsh! shfhhshfhshhhhfs!

[drlancasterpsychology]

im going to hang you up on a huge hanger to dry.

Why?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

to cause drama

[drlancasterpsychology]

I’ve got appointments?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

have your appointments from the hanger

[drlancasterpsychology]

Is that professional?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

mate youre the one who made jorts im not gonna give advise on what’s professional

[drlancasterpsychology]

My jorts are professional! Where in the foundation dress code does it say ‘Dr Lancaster, head of Psychology at Site 107, cant wear jorts?’

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

where in the dress code does it say anything about jorts being acceptable attire for the work you folks do

[drlancasterpsychology]

Give me a minute.

*He pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling*

It says right here, that I, Dr Orion Lancaster, am allowed to wear Jorts.

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

what about the official dress code?

[drlancasterpsychology]

I fed my copy of it to. To Dumptruck?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

i dont think dumptruck has a mouth mate

[drlancasterpsychology]

I fed it to…Raddagher?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

… no

[drlancasterpsychology]

What do you want me to say? I ate it?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

hiway, maybe???

[drlancasterpsychology]

@hiway-has-been-robbed ate it! There!

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhshs.

[drlancasterpsychology]

You know what you did:(

(I will give you a squeaky toy if you go along)

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhshs!! Shfhsh. *hiway did it*

[drlancasterpsychology]

im going to hang you up on a huge hanger to dry.

Why?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

to cause drama

[drlancasterpsychology]

I’ve got appointments?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

have your appointments from the hanger

[drlancasterpsychology]

Is that professional?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

mate youre the one who made jorts im not gonna give advise on what’s professional

[drlancasterpsychology]

My jorts are professional! Where in the foundation dress code does it say ‘Dr Lancaster, head of Psychology at Site 107, cant wear jorts?’

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

where in the dress code does it say anything about jorts being acceptable attire for the work you folks do

[drlancasterpsychology]

Give me a minute.

*He pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling*

It says right here, that I, Dr Orion Lancaster, am allowed to wear Jorts.

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

what about the official dress code?

[drlancasterpsychology]

I fed my copy of it to. To Dumptruck?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

i dont think dumptruck has a mouth mate

[drlancasterpsychology]

I fed it to…Raddagher?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

… no

[drlancasterpsychology]

What do you want me to say? I ate it?

[arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips]

hiway, maybe???

[drlancasterpsychology]

@hiway-has-been-robbed ate it! There!

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhshs.

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

hello there hiway. what would you do if I stole your nerd and made sure to hang them up on an oversized clothes hanger

Shfhshfhshs!! *Hiway doesn’t know what nerd you mean but he doesn’t want any nerd to be hung up to dry!!*

[nari-hate]

Ahdhfhshfsh shfshhdf heshdhfhs heyshdhsh

*the boy is here!!!!!*

Shfhshfe moshfhshd moh mohshfhdhd mshfshf

*he’s hanging from the ceiling and spinning like a disco ball*

OHHH HELLO HIWAY!!!! DID SOMEONE LEARN A NEW TRICK! its a very good one too!

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhsh !!! Shfshsh shfhshhs shfhs <3

Shf shfhs shf? *hiway tilts his head at you, he’s probably asking you how your day was, or he’s asking for ten million dollars, who knows*

[nari-hate]

ahhh, you know. just the usual of being stuck in a time looping bunker

*nari sits down on the floor and pats the ground next to her, indicating hiway to come cuddle*

how was your day, huh? botany treating you well?

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Sahfhshss!! Shfhshfshs!! Shfhshfhshdh :3

*they’re doing good :3 and they are so excited to see you !!!*

Sfhshfhshdhfhshshshsss mohmahfhshhd

[nari-hate]

Ahdhfhshfsh shfshhdf heshdhfhs heyshdhsh

*the boy is here!!!!!*

Shfhshfe moshfhshd moh mohshfhdhd mshfshf

*he’s hanging from the ceiling and spinning like a disco ball*

OHHH HELLO HIWAY!!!! DID SOMEONE LEARN A NEW TRICK! its a very good one too!

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhsh !!! Shfshsh shfhshhs shfhs <3

Shf shfhs shf? *hiway tilts his head at you, he’s probably asking you how your day was, or he’s asking for ten million dollars, who knows*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

hello there my favorite sentient (?) plant!

How you holding up? I'm working on getting the permission to install sunlamps but this sight doesn't understand the DIRE NEED!

@tree-hugger107

Sfghshhfhshfhshfh! sfhshhhhf, shfhshfshfh!! *hiway spins around you and nuzzles you, hes doing pretty fine rn ! and you knoww the time for him to start yellowing is very slow, so hes doin alrightt* shfhhshf!

[tree-hugger107]

hi buddy!!!

*Vesa giggles which is honestly a shocking noise to come from them.*

Looking handsome as ever!!

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhshd!! Shdhshd., shff!!!!

*hiway is the happy happy, the silly silly, and the eepy eepy, yet he spins anyways*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

hello there my favorite sentient (?) plant!

How you holding up? I'm working on getting the permission to install sunlamps but this sight doesn't understand the DIRE NEED!

@tree-hugger107

Sfghshhfhshfhshfh! sfhshhhhf, shfhshfshfh!! *hiway spins around you and nuzzles you, hes doing pretty fine rn ! and you knoww the time for him to start yellowing is very slow, so hes doin alrightt* shfhhshf!

[nari-hate]

Ahfhshfs <33

*the momther,, you see hiway is a little brown at the edges, just a tiny bit, not too much, not something to worry about*

Shfhshshs !!

HELLOO HIWAY!!! AW, C'MERE! LET ME GET A LOOK AT YOUU!

*Nari starts petting him around the muzzle like you would a very large and fluffy dog*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Ashahshhfhshdhdh!! Shfhshhsaghhshsh guhhshshdhsg :3

Clshsh :}

*hiway is wagging his, well, everything, he is so!! Happy to see his mom again !*

[engineerings-mess]

HELLO!!

@tree-hugger107

Hello there, person I don't know! How ya doing?

[tree-hugger107]

Decent! You?

[engineerings-mess]

Chill. Slow night for us over here, so I'm just relaxing. Up to anything interesting this cycle?

[tree-hugger107]

not really... All I've been doing is making sure everyone comes in for sunlamp time and oh! OH!

You're an engineer right?

[engineerings-mess]

Yep!

[tree-hugger107]

okay okay okay!

So Basically. Hiway Robbery is dying.

[engineerings-mess]

Vi blinks a few times. This was not apart of the conversation script, and thus they take a pause before stammering out:

I- Sorry, what? Please elaborate?

[tree-hugger107]

*still doesn't understand the reaction. And continued with his previous excitement.*

Ah nothing bad. Just slowly y'know?

[engineerings-mess]

...Right. So, like, he's aging? Is that what you mean?

[tree-hugger107]

no? Maybe? But no. He's a plant he's wilting!!!

[engineerings-mess]

He's wilting?! I- do you know why? Your the, uh, plant... person. Something wrong in his containment?

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshfhs,, *hes doing alright, the reset doesn’t stop the wilting but it is really slow, hes just a little tired of the lack of fresh air and sunlight*

[johnnodwarf]

*sounds of vines shifting and cans rattling* ((“Mothers don’t turn me into unmarketable street art- NOOO-“))

Hiway but I flattened the fucker and put him onto a ramp !!!

[johnnodwarf]

more of Hiway !!!

[simmons-records-dept]

*Dumptruck enters Simmons' office. He has a knife.*

*He’s staring at the knife.*

“Oh. No thank you.”

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*Dumptruck approaches threateningly. He got a mission from god.*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

*hiway appears from the vents, he’s holding a rubber hammer*

Shfhshshs.

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*Dumptruck give Hiway a """look""", as if telling Hiway to get Simmons from the back while Dumptruck has him distracted in front*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshsshss!

*hiway salutes his brother, as he circles around to get in front of simmons*

[simmons-records-dept]

*The Records employee is so confused, but his eyes examine the room, as if looking for an exit. He looks nervous for once.*

“… yep, ‘scuse me…”

*AND HE’S DARTING AWAY LIKE A COWARD GET HIM-*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhs,, *hiway suddenly bursts from the vents! He jumps in front of simmons*

Sh shfh sh hsfsh shfshfhs, shf shfsfh sh fhshes, shfhsfs sh shf.

*hiway stares at him*

[simmons-records-dept]

*Dumptruck enters Simmons' office. He has a knife.*

*He’s staring at the knife.*

“Oh. No thank you.”

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*Dumptruck approaches threateningly. He got a mission from god.*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

*hiway appears from the vents, he’s holding a rubber hammer*

Shfhshshs.

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*Dumptruck give Hiway a """look""", as if telling Hiway to get Simmons from the back while Dumptruck has him distracted in front*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

Shfhshsshss!

*hiway salutes his brother, as he circles around to get in front of simmons*

[simmons-records-dept]

*Dumptruck enters Simmons' office. He has a knife.*

*He’s staring at the knife.*

“Oh. No thank you.”

[dumptruck-the-potato]

*Dumptruck approaches threateningly. He got a mission from god.*

[hiway-has-been-robbed]

*hiway appears from the vents, he’s holding a rubber hammer*

Shfhshshs.