Stay Tooned!

((Independant "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" RP/Ask blog - will RP with any fandom & OC's - SFW blog - Tracks: hiyaimroger))

[hiya-im-roger]

I've been pretty good, how have you been?

Great! Super! Stupendous!Can’t complain!What have you been up to? Your brother giving you anymore trouble?

[hiya-im-roger]

Thanks for the follow, dude! Hope we can raise some shell and RP sometime! And be friends, too! Have a Turtle-rific day! (the 2k3 Turts and their Mun) ~itsxninjaxtime

Ah thanks! Yeah, definitely! Let’s RP sometime!

[hiya-im-roger]

{ A lot better than I was doing before when I was on here. Good to see that's you're still here and playing as Roger still! Most of the other people I knew way back when have moved on. }

Yeah! I still love Roger! If you want to RP again, I’d be more than willing too! 

[hiya-im-roger]

{ Good! How are you? c: }

I‘m great! And you? 

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[hiya-im-roger]

Roger! *rushed over to the rabbit and hugged him tightly* Its been so long!

“Dakota!” The rabbit opened his arms out wide to accept Dakota’s hug, and laughed as he returned it himself. “Too long! How’ve ya been?!”

[hiya-im-roger]

{ W O W has it been a long time since I last saw ya. I roleplayed as a cybrid by the name of Magnesium before. Dunno if you remember him er not. }

Yes! I remember Magnesium! How are you!? :)

[hiya-im-roger]

I would love to see your character interact with a Classic Norman Bates (there's a silly sketch going around, of Roger talking to Norman -- and since your the best Rabbit since Charles Fleischer, this just needs to be an actual full-fleshed detailed thing XD)

Ah man! I would love for this to happen! If there’s a Norman RPer around, feel free to point me in their direction! And I’d love to see that picture too!

[hiya-im-roger]

Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!

"Let's get married!"

"You know where we should go? Vegas."

"Run away with me."

"I'm feeling lucky. When's the next bus to Atlantic City?"

"I vote we get naked."

"Let's have kids."

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."

"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."

"Hey! Let's start a fight!"

"I'll buy the hotel room if you buy room service in the morning."

"Want to rob a bank?"

"I just picked up a book at the library about how to hot wire cars. Let's go joy riding!"

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

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Our muses have just washed ashore on a desert island after a shipwreck. Send me 🚢 for a starter.

He was roasting like a hot dog underneath the burning sun. He had sand and sea salt in places he didn’t want to think about. There was a crab scuttling across his chest. These were all things that Eddie Valiant woke up to while lying on an unfamiliar beach, being lapped at by waves because he was still half-way into the water.

He remembered now. He had made the mistake of going boating with Roger, and somehow the boat, which was meant to stay close to land, had gone out to sea. How he got roped into this situation, he had no idea, because Eddie hated boats. He hated boats worse than he had hated anything, except maybe Doom, but somehow Roger had talked him into it.

Thinking of the boat reminded Eddie of the storm that had torn their boat to pieces. He had no idea how he survived, but what about Roger? Where was the rabbit? Could Toons swim? And if he could, did he manage to get to this island?

“Roger!” Eddie called out as he managed to push himself to his feet despite feeling drained. “Roger! You here? Roger!”

[hiya-im-roger]

Anyone who knew the rabbit, knew that he was just terrible at driving. Any vehicle. A car, a plane -- but a boat was another thing entirely. At least he could only get his hands on a plane in Toontown, and there the buildings were quick to move out of his way if they saw him tumbling through the sky...

But a boat.

A boat that wasn't in Toontown, but on the real open water, with a human who could actually be severely injured by his ineptitude at driving -- and in a storm, no less!

It was a miracle Eddie had come on the boat at all. Let alone let him drive.

But just as the both of them should have predicted, the boat had eventually capsized and the both of them had been thrown into peril. As he fell into the water, he could hardly figure out which was was up as he struggled to the top.

The next thing he knew, he was waking up on a beach, only waking up to the faraway sound of Eddie's voice.

His ears twitched and his pushed himself up, blinking and shaking his head.

"Eddie?" He questioned, tilting his head to the side and giving it a couple good hits with the heel of his palm. A stream of sand poured out of his ear and collected into a pile on the ground. He shook his head and pushed himself up onto his feet, standing on his toes to try and find his friend. "Eddie!?" He called, hopping up and finally spotting the other man.

The rabbit gasped in delight and dashed forward, running through the sand and leaping towards his friend to encircle him in a hug.

"EDDIE! You're okay! We're okay!"

[thetoondetective-deactivated201]

♦

Send me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

“Clown.”

[hiya-im-roger]

“Aww, thanks Eddie!”

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“Let me in.”

Benny awoke with a start. The Toon car had been peacefully sequestered in his garage for most of the night, but was awakened by Roger’s voice outside the door. Blinking tiredly, Benny activated the garage door, causing it to begin sliding upwards. 

“Rogah? What’re you doin’ here?” Benny asked. “The sun’s alarm clock hasn’t even gone off yet. What’d ya wake me up for?”

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As soon as the garage door opened, Roger was quick to duck under the metal door and run over to Benny’s side. A worried look was strewn over his face, and he seemed even more jittery than usual. Coming to a stop next to Benny didn’t stop him from moving around as his fingers fidgeted against each other, and his head whipped around to look over either shoulder in a frantic paranoia.

“Someone’s following me! I’m sure of it!” The rabbit spoke, trying to peek over through the window of the garage once again. He wasn’t even close to tall enough to see through it though, so he only settled for looking back at Benny, doubling over and hugging his midsection.

The Doom case had been over for a long while now, but every once in a while, he still found himself getting skittish at night. Especially when Jessica was out of town and couldn’t talk him down.

“Can I just stay in here tonight? I won’t make a sound -- I promise!”

[thetoondetective-deactivated201]

This Roger sure was an odd one, even for a Toon. He seemed to have this dazed amazement at everything, and when Eddie had said that he and Teddy watched one of his cartoons, he might as well have given the rabbit the greatest compliment ever. Well, considering Roger was still a rookie, it might well be the greatest compliment ever to him. 

And now he was getting excited over the fact that Teddy was there. What, was Roger a fan of theirs or something? He wouldn’t be the first, but fans were definitely few and far between. 

“Yeah. My brother.” He affirmed, only to physically lean away from the loud cheer that the rabbit gave a second later. What the heck? All right, Eddie officially had no idea what was going on.

“Woah, slow down.” Eddie said, his laugh more perplexed than amused this time as he attempted to pull his sleeve from Roger’s grasp. “What are you talking about? Who robbed a bank? Which bank?” 

Someone had robbed a bank? Why hadn’t he gotten a call from the police, if that was the case? Surely the police wouldn’t send a newbie cartoon actor to tell him the news. Was Roger just crazy, or did he know something that the police didn’t? 

“Look, why don’t we go up to the office and talk about this?” Eddie offered. “Besides, if someone is going to rob a bank, Teddy should hear this as well.”      

[hiya-im-roger]

When Eddie laughed again, Roger couldn't help but feel another bubble of excitement burst inside him. He was so excited, he had to force himself not to jump on the spot again. He could already tell that Eddie was confused. So he did all he could and simply hopped excitedly from one foot to the other, nodding his head wildly as he did. So wildly, that his ears slapped him repeatedly on the face with each downward thrust of his head.

"Yeah! The bank! Someone's gonna rob the First National Bank of Toontown, and I know who's gonna do it!" He spoke a mile a minute. This information had been just dying to come out, and it couldn't come out fast enough.

This would be what would change the course of Eddie's life for the better. It would save his brother, and stop his best friend from going down a depressive spiral of alcoholism, grief, and worse of all -- losing his sense of humor!

When Eddie offered to let him go inside to meet his brother, another spike of excitement rushed through him, and he nodded again. He couldn’t move fast enough.

"Okay! Your brother! Right! I've got to tell your brother!" He spoke urgently, not even waiting for the man as he rushed right passed him -- tipping over several more garbage cans in the process -- and stopping just before he rounded the corner of the alley. "C'mon, Eddie! This is important!" He spoke with excited urgency, before turning the corner of the alleyway and throwing open the front door to the building.

He rushed up the stairs and down the hall without pausing. He knew exactly where their office was, despite technically never having been there before. The rabbit skid to a stop at the exact door, and didn't even knock as he pushed it open and looked around wildly, hoping to come face to face for the first time, with Teddy Valiant.

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"Make me."

Eddie glared at Roger. You could see a nerve working in his jaw. “Oh, you wanna play that way, huh?” He growled. “Come ‘ere!” He reached out and grabbed Roger’s ears, yanking the rabbit clean off his feet.  

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The presence of animals was definitely helping Eddie’s state of mind. He was more alert than he had been, and his eyes were no longer red and puffy. He was also losing the desire to go hide in the bathroom. He wondered whether he could get away with bringing one of the kittens home. Not the gray one, since he couldn’t take care of a long-hair, but one of the other ones maybe.

He chuckled slightly at Roger’s interaction with the gray kitten. The Toon was surprisingly good with animals. With his hyperactive disposition, Eddie had been worried that he would scare the cats.   

When he noticed Roger’s interest in the rabbit, his brow furrowed in concern. He knew that Roger never had anything but the best intentions, but he was also easily distracted, and he was holding that kitten kind of awkwardly as he attempted to see into the rabbit cage.

Eddie quickly placed the orange kitten back with her siblings, before gently taking the gray kitten away from Roger. “One animal at a time, Roger.” He said, before putting the kitten back with the other.

He didn’t see any warning on the rabbit’s door, so he opened the cage and lifted it out into his arms. The rabbit flailed as he it left the cage, almost making him drop it, but settled down once the detective had it held close to his chest.

“Try not to make any sudden movements, okay?” Eddie requested. “This one seems a little jumpy.”

[hiya-im-roger]

Seeing that Eddie was cheering up was definitely a reassuring sign. But right then, the only thing Roger's focus was centered on was the rabbit cage at the other end of the room.

It wasn't often he saw a non-toon rabbit, but he had always had a great fascination with them. That was to be expected, he figured. But it had been so long since he’d seen one, and that had been in a wild setting. When Jessica and him had vacationed to a national park for a publicity stunt, there had been a family of skittish rabbits that had appeared underneath a faraway pine tree. But Roger's cheering and rushing towards them had promptly scared them away as fast as they had appeared.

He couldn't recall ever actually holding one before.

So he barely noticed when Eddie slipped the kitten out of his arms. Instead, he started to walk forward along with his friend, eyes always remaining focused on the figure in the cage as Eddie bent down to unlock it.

Eddie took the rabbit from the cage, and Roger's nose twitched in anticipation as Eddie lowered the rabbit down to him. He stifled a gasp as it flailed around, but soon enough, the rabbit was in his arms, and he was cradling it like a human might a baby.

The rabbit was large and surprisingly heavy, but immediately Roger broke into a laugh as he looked down at it. Using both arms to secure it in his hold, he started to stroke its back with an ear, watching as the rabbit remained still, its own nose twitching twice as fast as his was.

"Wow." The Toon spoke, suddenly a lot more calm than he had been the rest of the day. His eyes flicked up to his friend, a smile on his face. "Isn't he amazing!?" He contained himself from jumping up with excitement. "I think I wanna adopt him, Eddie!"

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Dolores’ mouth dropped open as she felt the cuff click around her wrist. It was very similar to the expression she made when Roger started breaking plates over his head while singing and dancing for the bar customers. For a moment, she could only stare at the handcuffs connecting her wrist to Roger’s. 

Once she had gotten over her shock, she just felt annoyed. She raised her wrist, thus pulling Roger’s into the air as well. 

“What is this?” She asked in clear disapproval. “You didn’t spend enough time handcuffed to Eddie, so now you want to do the same with me?”  

[hiya-im-roger]

Roger couldn't stop himself from laughing at Dolores' shocked expression, though he got the feeling that she was genuinely annoyed when she yanked his wrist high up into the air. He pushed himself up onto his tiptoes and held his arm up higher, so it didn’t get yanked off.

"It's okay! Don't worry! I planned ahead!" The rabbit assured the distressed woman, reaching with his other hand to begin patting down his overalls. "I remembered the key this time!" He told her happily, continuing to pat himself down.

His grin fell as he continued his search however, ears going slightly limp as he realized that the key was nowhere to be found. "Oh, uh..." His grin became more nervous now as he glanced up t her. "Well, I had it this morning..."

[toontownhunnybunny]

"Where have you been?"

“Here, there. You know me, always coming or going.”

[toontownhunnybunny]

“I hope I didn’t worry you. Sometimes I just can’t help it. I don’t like being in the same place too long.”

[hiya-im-roger]

Roger let out a little sight of relief and relaxed his posture as Cammi fully entered the house again. Just knowing she was back safe and sound was enough for him. He tried to be lenient, but it was tricky sometimes, when it came to her.

“Nah, it’s okay.” He grinned. “We’ve gotta explore! -- It’s good to know you’re back home though!”

[toontownhunnybunny]

"Where have you been?"

“Here, there. You know me, always coming or going.”

[hiya-im-roger]

“Ohh, okay. Because I was worried! I didn’t even hear ya leave!”