In The Garage

Early 30’s || she/her || bisexual

[fionapplespiano]

Me defending Cooper Hoffman with my life from the nasty MCU fans after the Cyclops rumors

[zaintriestowrite]

I am pissed about the way people are acting about the Cooper Hoffman cyclops casting rumor. Listen I understand if he is not who you envisioned for the role and your are upset, but again this is a rumor! Second of all the MCU can lightwash and whitewash and cast non-jews as jews and interchange ethnicities at will and have abusers and bigots on their cast and no one has shit to say but god forbid an actor has the tiniest bit of body fat and the entire world needs to come to a halt so we can remind a fat man he's fat.

[fuzzynecromancer]

Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

[bigscaryd]

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

[topdiaz]

ah you know what. there’s only so long you can pretend a celebrity surely is just confused and probably means well but is so deep in the closet that it clouds their mind. it gets to a point where you probably should stop trying to understand and defend someone who would full-heartedly call you a slur but only behind your back as not to lose their job because they’re dumb but not that dumb. fuck that lol. you don’t owe celebrities shit, especially not your loyalty and especially not if the transphobic shoe fits.

fuck you ryan guzman 😌

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

[cowboydeanwinchester]

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[rate-my-reptile]

LEt Them give TOUCH.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THEY SHOULD BE TOGETHER ;_;

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[touhouweed]

art museum today !!!!! gonna see that big as fuck barrel again!!!!!!!!!!

[touhouweed]

FUCCCCKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSS

[guavamandering]

… <- love letting my dots speak for themselves #mydots #myellipses

[argentsunshine]

a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[spaceboat-1701]

benjamin sisko, single dad who works two jobs (jesus and mall manager) loves his kid and never stops

[jackhawksmoor]

Infuriatingly accurate description of Benjamin Sisko's jobs, also helps to understand basically everything about Odo if you realize he's a mall cop

[glitterary]

Also extremely relatable that Sisko’s dad is like “Space Jesus is not a job. You should come back to Earth and work in my restaurant.”

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[ehlihr]

dr kingggg

[shamebats]

[marithlizard]

What do you mean unhinged, these are great suggestions. Ordering my plush duck now.