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ALL RIGHT KIDDOS WHO’S READY FOR A ROUND OF ‘RANDOM OBSERVATIONS FROM THE TESTIMONIAL THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR CARRICK BUT REALLY WAS FOR CARRAVILLE’

Photos, stellar investigative journalism, and a recounting of being mooned by Jamie Carragher under the cut (sadly no pictures of that im v sorry)

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For my lovely anon(s) – some dabbling in an AU in which Gary finds himself in a timeline where he and Jamie are married and very much so in love (like in here).

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Gary can hear their voices even before he pads his way to the living room, dragging behind him the makeshift cape of a blanket.

When he does reach the door, on the TV screen is a bright room flooding with morning light.

‘Here we have Gary Neville,’ Jamie is saying in his pundit voice but very quietly, approaching an unmade bed. ‘He normally wakes up at 5.30am every morning—clearly grounds for divorce—but we are on holiday right now and he is still asleep at 7.45am. He cannot handle his liquor and is sleeping it off right now with no grace whatsoever.’

True to Jamie’s word, Gary—the other Gary—is sprawled on the bed on his belly, one leg curled over the covers, his cheek plastered against the pillow. His hair is an unkempt mess; a thin line of saliva is trickling from his open mouth and staining the pillow.

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ASHLEY GRAHAM BY LACHLAN BAILEY VOGUE PARIS NOVEMBER 2018

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Yellow submarine doodles because I love them

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the beatles shaving

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starrison hours is 24/7 for me smh

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beatles links for when you’re feeling sad

when the interviewer spit on george

“well, we just sort of wanked :o oops sorry!”

“can we talk about your quotes on lsd?” GASP

the whole ken dodd 1963 interview where they were all smiley and laughing

george pushing john into oncoming traffic

random singing in an interview followed by fighting

oh how the tables have turned

george smiling while ringo is working out how to play octopus’s garden

“morning paul!” “morning rich!”

i talk about george reacting to this boy a lot but it warms my heart

something about the announcer telling the audience the beatles are so excited followed by a shot of ringo stoned makes me laugh

paul waiting for his turn with ringo’s attention so he can show him a random painting

john the baptist

i don’t even want to know why george was laying there

“SHUT UPPP.”

“shut up while he’s talking..”

ringo’s dance moves

paul mccartney making mashed potatoes

the good ‘ol shakespeare skit

“if we did know we’d form another group and be managers.”

“thanks for the purple heart”

everything about this video

“where could we go” “argentina?”

the way he screams gets me every time

the beatles first radio interview

“hey mister can we have our ball back!”

john throwing a pillow at paul

eric lennon

baby beatles

“what have you grown up to?” “29.”

“she looks more like him than i do.”

george speaks his own language i swear to god

iconic george and ringo interview

pattie and george interview

learning about new cameras

“why are you called the beatles?”

morons

george dancing “aye i like it, do it again for me.”

george dancing again

john dancing

this is the saddest thing ive ever heard john say

their dumb texas interview that includes the “john’s wife” joke

george hitting himself in the face

“you’re the first person from liverpool i’ve met” “great.”

mockers

george being cute and paul being moody

john and paul doing impressions

“we aint written no poetry”

these bloopers

“they’re entitled not to like us and were entitled not to have anything to do with us.”

“i don’t mind whether i’m remembered or not” and he’s now considered one of the greatest artists ever

i’m sharing the yoko and john screaming in the studio bc it does make me laugh tbh

cynthia..you deserved the whole world and i hope you’re happy wherever you are.

love by john lennon

hey jude by the beatles

i’m happy just to dance with you by the beatles

do you want to know a secret by the beatles

hello, goodbye by the beatles

all together now by the beatles (it’s catchy. leave me alone)

the guitar solo in i saw her standing there

john’s stand by me cover

here comes the sun by the beatles

in my life by the beatles

keith moon’s cover of in my life bc i love it so so so much

“and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.” <3

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❝ to care for ❞ — starrison

[ important stuff ]

this one-shot involves real-life events that occurred in 1962:

ringo replacing pete best as drummer of the beatles.

george yelling “fuck off” at the audience during their first performance at the cavern club with ringo as their official drummer.

george getting a black eye from a pete best fan after the performance.

brian epstein’s car tires getting slashed by upset fans. (though in this one-shot, he manages to get away before it could happen.)

my work does not offer an accurate play-by-play of what happened during that time. i simply took these events and made them into something of my own while adding extras along the way. don’t go searching certain parts of the one-shot for clarification except the ones stated above (unless you want to. can’t really stop you, eh?)

i hope you enjoy! the one-shot will be from george’s point of view. peace and love ღ˘⌣˘ღ

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