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@hllblazcrs
“Sorry I’m late.” Diana said as she sat down in a chair across the meeting table from her. The princess gave Mera an apologetic smile. “I ran into some trouble on my way here. The kind of trouble that required the help of the lasso of Hestia.” ( @queencftheseas )
The amazon tapped him on the shoulder, hoping that she wasn’t mistaken. “Is this yours? I found it on the floor after a strange gust of wind.” She held out a wallet to the young man, an expectant look on her face. ( @fastrthanyou )
The question slipped out of her mouth before she could stop herself. “Did you know that your son smokes?” Knowing that it was too late to take it back, Diana cast a look at him and crossed her arms. ”He asked me for a lighter when I ran into him the other day.” ( @hcllblazcrs )
Diana held out a huge bouquet of red roses when the dressing room door was opened. “I’m sure that you’ve already heard this a thousand times but the new show is simply magical.” The amazon stated, smiling at her friend. “Congratulations.” ( @ofhocuspocus )
A pleased smile spread across Diana’s face when her eyes spotted a familiar face in the crowd. She made her way to her friend and placed a hand his shoulder to catch his attention. “Great Hera, it’s been far too long!” She exclaimed before pulling him into a tight embrace. “How are you?” ( @bcywcndr )
"Mr. Von Doom." The amazon held out her hand in greeting, curious to find out what her Latverian colleague was like. Hopefully a little less like his father. “It’s an honor to meet you. I have never had the pleasure of meeting your father but I am very familiar with his work.” ( @ofvondooms )
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The boy wouldn’t have dared try to smoke in front of WONDER WOMAN if he had known that was her. He feels embarrassed, and doesn’t even care about the cigarette being crushed up. “Ah, please don’t tell my mom! I don’t need her worrying about me.” He pouts as he looks up at the woman. “I know it’s bad for you. It’s just a rotten habit I’ve picked up, isn’t it? I’ve gone to one too many parties.”
“A rotten habit indeed.” Diana raised an eyebrow. The amazon had no doubt that her friend Zatanna wouldn’t be disappointed if she revealed her son's secret to her. She sighed at the thought, crossing her arms. The genuinely sorry look on his face made the stern look on Diana’s face disappear. At least Blayze cared about his mother. “How are you? Is everything alright?” She asked, smiling.
@wnderamazon
“…And then he just disappeared!” Leda stalked back and forth in her living room, her gestures becoming more and more animated by the second. “Gone! I got out on the street and he’d just vanished!”
She’d gone over the events of yesterday afternoon in her mind, picking them all apart to the best of her ability. She’d swiped her keycard to gain access to her assigned laboratory and was surprised to find a man there she hadn’t seen before. One wearing a suit instead of a lab coat, and moving too confidently for Leda to ask if he had somehow become lost. Leda called out to him, barely having time to register her own suspicion before he threw equipment at her and ran away.
She’d dived to catch the equipment––which housed very delicate and expensive projects––and rushed through the building to find him, taking the stairs, blowing past everyone who yelled in confusion after her.
But when she made it on the street there was no sign of him anywhere, and since he was dressed like any other man out in public, her efforts turned up futile.
It was driving her crazy. “I have no idea what he wanted, or if he took anything, or––anything! I was so mad I wanted to hit something!” and to accent her point, her fist flew out, colliding with the wall in a haze of dust. She stared at the hole, open mouthed, before dropping her head. “Oops.”
Some things never changed. “Leda!” Diana gasped, staring at the broken wall with widened eyes... before erupting into laughter. It wasn’t the first time the amazon had witnessed her daughter accidentally destroy something thanks to her superhuman strength. “You know, your father would be disappointed if he was here. I accidentally snapped my laptop in half last week. In the middle of a very, very important meeting between two nations, Leda. Great Hera, you should have seen the look on his face.” She wiped her eyes, still laughing.
It was moments like this that made Diana secretly wish that her children were still small and living with her, no matter how proud their accomplishments made her. In all honesty, she missed spending more time with them.
“It’s okay. I can,” she gestured at the wall, “help you fix that.” Trying to calm down, she flashed an amused smile at at her daughter. “Later. Once we’ve caught your mystery man. Is there any security footage of him?”
@wnderamazon
He moved through the shadows, taking his position at the planned spot, preparing himself to strike. The Dark Knight had mapped out the location, factored in every detail and possible outcome, choosing the most effective option and quickly finding the perfect plan to execute it. He’d be in and out of the shipping yard in minutes, calculating he could clear out both levels of the warehouse before any of the criminals could reach any of the weapons hidden in the crates. Early night, he thought, expecting to be home before seven in the morning for the first time in months.
Things went to hell pretty quickly though when an unfamiliar group made an unexpected appearance, the detective finding himself facing individuals aided by the newest version of Bane’s venom. He had to improvise, dodging bullets from both Black Mask’s thugs and fists from those using the enhancement drug, managing to remain on his feet for most of the exchange. But it wasn’t a surprise when the tables turned, one of the enforcers grabbing him by the throat and lifting him off the floor, Batman attempting to force the other to the ground and take the upper hand.
That got him thrown across the room, landing hard against a pile of wooden crates, finding himself surrounded by guns the moment he got to his feet. They commanded him not to move, promising to fill him with holes if he did, Batman’s jaw clenching as he considered his options…
In hindsight, perhaps Diana’s entrance could have been a little more subtle. Then again, subtle entrances had rarely been the amazon’s forte. Dressed in her armor, she yelled out her signature battle cry as she crashed through the brick wall behind the criminals, easily taking out the armed men with a sharp whip of her lasso. As the armed men fell down on the floor, Diana wasted no time and broke their fallen guns by stomping on them.
The princess cast quick glance at the detective before headbutting one of the enhanced individuals who had tried to attack her from the behind. She knocked out the next attacking enhanced individual with her fist. Diana gave Bruce a look of disapproval as she turned to look at him. Of course he had been stubborn enough to insist on doing this on his own.
Wasting no time, she made her way to her teammate. “You should’ve called me because I would have gladly helped you with this,” she said with a hint of accusation in her voice, placing a gentle hand on Bruce’s shoulder. She could hear more men approaching the room but the amazon was confident that she could handle them. “Do you need me to carry you home?”
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“Pick your battles, pick… Pick fewer battles than that. Put some battles back, that’s too many.”
— -Steve Trevor[to Diana at some point]
Should Tony be flying around in the suit? Probably not. In fact, he feels like he probably made some kind of promise to someone (Pepper) not to do so unless absolutely necessary. But then again, what does absolutely necessary even mean? It’s a totally different measure to two different people, right? Surely if he deems it absolutely necessary to be racing through the skies as Iron Man to make sure he gets home on time - which he definitely wouldn’t be able to otherwise - that should be okay, right?
He can only hope.
Catching the sight of a flower stall down below, Tony makes a quick detour - flowers are always good, right? - and lands a couple of meters away as so not to ruin any of the arrangements. “Didn’t mean to startle you, everyone relax.” He insists as his armour disappears, nanotech retreating back into the housing device on his chest. “I just - need some flowers, I guess. Any suggestions are welcome. Which bunch says ‘I’m sorry I flew home when I wasn’t supposed to’?”
Diana was sure that she was never going to get tired of seeing Tony’s nanotech trick. “I would skip the flowers if I were you, Mr. Stark,” she greeted him with an amused smile as she stepped closer, dressed in civilian clothes. “Trust me, your wife doesn’t want flowers, she wants you to be safe.” She said before casting a glance at the flower stall owner who had clearly taken offence at her words judging by the disgruntled look on his face. “But maybe you should go with a big bunch of orchids and lilies. Or maybe two. I’m sure you can afford several.” She shrugged her shoulders and sipped on her takeaway coffee.
“some guy got drunk last night at the bar,” the brunette knew there was nothing special about that so she continued on, “and when he came up to me and was about to fall, he grabbed my shirt and ended up ripping it in half,” alexandra had just brought the shirt for work and now it was already ripped; something she was not too happy about. using the rag, she begun cleaning down the bar in front of her, “he followed it up with, ‘are you jamaican? Because jamaican me horny’ i didn’t know whether to cringe or laugh.”
Diana cringed at her story as she sipped on her drink. The amazon couldn’t help feeling sorry for the poor girl. Diana could only guess how many idiots the girl had to deal with on a daily basis while working at the bar. “Please tell me someone kicked him out soon after that.” She gave her a sympathetic look, placing her glass on the counter. “Because he certainly deserved to be kicked out. Otherwise I’m going to be sad on your behalf.”
The boy makes a face as he realizes his lighter wasn’t in his pocket. “Fuck.” There’s a cigarette resting between his lips, but he pulls it out with frustration. “Hey! Do you have a light by chance?” Blayze would rather try to ask someone else before he uses a spell to get it done the lazy way. He flashes a smile, always friendly when asking for a favor. He might be a little reckless, but despite that he was still SOFT inside.
Truth to be told, Diana wasn’t surprised to see John Constantine’s son holding a cigarette. After all, the man himself was a notorious smoker. The amazon wrinkled her nose at the thought. “No,” she answered before shaking her head. “I don’t smoke and neither should you, young man.” Diana took the cigarette out of the boy’s mouth and crushed it into a tight ball between her fingers. “I’ll let you go with a warning this time but if I catch you smoking again, I’ll tell your mother.” She half-joked.
#surprise, bitch
⎣ gal gadot, cisfemale, she/her ⎤ I just saw [ DIANA PRINCE ] walking around new york they’re [ 5000+ ] years old and go by [ WONDER WOMAN ]. they had kids with [ STEVE TREVOR ] and I’ve heard they’re [ MARRIED ]. they’re also [ AN AMBASSADOR ]. at their best they’re [ COMPASSIONATE & LOYAL ] but at their worst they can be [ STUBBORN & COMPETITIVE ].
*joins the party one day too late thanks to jet lag*
DC FAVORITE CHARACTERS : wonder woman .
