Where bilbo has come to die

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THIS CHAT IS A MESS

[11:40:24 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: HHM HHMS HSHSMSMS HHHMMMSMS SHHSMMM¨ [11:40:31 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: WWOULDD U LOOK ATA THAT [11:40:33 AM] AllThePaperCranes: HE LIVES BUT HE WISHED HE HADN'T [11:40:37 AM] Jane: WHAT IF BILBO DIED IN BAG END [11:40:39 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN [11:40:39 AM] Jane: THAT NIGHT [11:40:42 AM] AllThePaperCranes: NO [11:40:46 AM] Jane: NEVER WENT ON THE QUEST [11:40:49 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: HOW THE FUCK WOUL D THAT HAPPEN JANE [11:40:51 AM] AllThePaperCranes: THEN THERE WOULD BE NO STORY [11:40:53 AM] Jane: NO ONE EVEN NOTICED [11:40:55 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: HE CHOKES ON THE FISH [11:40:58 AM] Jane: JUST THOUGHT HE WAS SLEEPING [11:41:01 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: NOT THE FISH [11:41:02 AM] Jane: SO THEY LEWFT [11:41:04 AM] Jane: AND LATER [11:41:10 AM] Jane: A HOBBIT FINDS A DEAD BILBO [11:41:12 AM] Jane: IN HIS BED [11:41:29 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: BUT HOW DID HE DIEE?????????????? [11:41:32 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: mmmm [11:41:33 AM] Jane: IDK [11:41:44 AM] Jane: GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A PLATE [11:41:48 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: ok… that sound s fake but ok……. [11:41:53 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: ???????????????????????? [11:42:00 AM] Jane: STABBED HIMSELF WHILE PUTTING AWAY THE DWARVES WEAPONS [11:42:02 AM] Fishy the Bi Cousin: I VOTE HE CHOKES ON THE FISH [11:42:03 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: HHHMMMMMMMMM [11:42:27 AM] AllThePaperCranes: WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MADNESS [11:42:27 AM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: thorin smiledd at him and he b like “wow!!!!!1 i can finally rest"

-Fishy the Bi Cousin

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Anon asked for secret lesbian arawen

im a professional

- The Bi Cousin

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Art request: secret lesbian arawen.

your request is being processed, please keep an eye on the blog for future updates, it will be tagged as #secret lesbian arawen and #art request- Vodka Aunt Boromir

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top 5 canon thordalf moments?

1) They meet in a gay bar (The Prancing Pony) 2) There are a few moments around the time they get into bother with trolls, an argument due to sexual tension before the troll and this after  3) They hook up in Rivendell obviously4) And have a nice little cabin getaway at Beorn’s place 5 Then there’s the spelunking in the goblin tunnels  

There were so many to chose from, but these are my top five, thanks anon!- Vodka Aunt Boromir

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As I am watching BofTA (it was recently added to Netflix btw), I have a new number one moment If you listen closely as Thorin is snapping out of his dragon sickness, Gandalf’s voice is both the first clear voice we hear and the last he hears.  “Take back your homeland” and “This treasure will be your death.”

- Vodka Aunt Boromir

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Are there any ships between u all??

oh yes.

Uncle Thorin/AlcoholIben/FishDeo/Water SportsSab/SinMargo/FunitureMoo/Gandalfand some anon ships Nina/Me(Katya)

-Bi Aunt Sigrid

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Is the whole squad queer/lgtba+?

I’m 98% sure all mods are in the LGBTQ+ community. We are all very queer….. 

 -Wine Mom Tauriel

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does mod thorin support thordalf? if so are you the bottom or the top

I do not.

Though, for what it’s worth, I’m adaptable. 

-Whiskey Uncle Thorin.

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top 5 canon thordalf moments?

1) They meet in a gay bar (The Prancing Pony) 2) There are a few moments around the time they get into bother with trolls, an argument due to sexual tension before the troll and this after  3) They hook up in Rivendell obviously4) And have a nice little cabin getaway at Beorn’s place 5 Then there’s the spelunking in the goblin tunnels  

There were so many to chose from, but these are my top five, thanks anon!- Vodka Aunt Boromir