Bastard Man with a Bastard Plan

Drake/Dreki | 28 | Trans Fag I'm evil monkey no one alive carrd || art blog || self ship

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

found new editing software, finally decided to make something i have been wanting to make for a long time

[giannamorphs]

me: *sees a new favorite character* me: i’m gonna draw fanart of them

me to me:

[crowwkui]

[corner a cat, get scratched!] ฅ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ฅ

[amnhnyc]

You won’t find this pigeon on the streets of New York City. Meet the Pink-necked Green Pigeon (Treron vernans)! This colorful bird can be found throughout Southeast Asia, where it inhabits forests. It hangs out in small flocks in the treetops, foraging mainly for fruit. Distinguishing males from females isn’t too difficult: Females lack pink necks and are mostly olive-green in color!

Photo: Yi-Kai Tea, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist

[amiya-shirou]

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

[cathartidae]

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

[cathartidae]

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

[cathartidae]

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

[miraculousglitter]

Can we see cool/cute pics of some of them?

[cathartidae]

IMMMM so glad you asked! all of the above are from the internet, and the below are my own!

[3000s]

straight women will try to reassure you about their homophobic boyfriends the same way dog owners are always going "oh he's friendly" with their visibly agitated dog

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[hobgobbin]

I hate to post this, but my best friend @vonclosen very suddenly suffered a stroke today and had to be rushed to the hospital, and later life flighted to another hospital because he has a blood clot in his brain.

They've been sick for 8 months at this point, trying to move out of their black mold infested home, hospitalised and unable to work for at least a month now, and were diagnosed with stage 3 (now seemingly stage 4) Lung Cancer just 2 weeks ago. And now the stroke on TOP of all this.

I'm incredibly scared for them and their partner with all that's been going on the past few months. Hell just the past few WEEKS even. They need as much help as they can get.

If anyone is able to PLEASE send a few dollars their way. The medical costs + living costs

Venmo: @ ericdravens

Ko-Fi: Zuzeca

I'll even throw in some art if you DM me to show me proof of donating to them !! if you donate at least $15 I'll draw you a bust, $30 I'll draw a half body and $50 I'll draw a full body !! I can throw in a doodle for anything under $15 too idc I just want to get them the money they need !!!

[toastysalt1]

Hey all, reblogging this in light of recent news. Faust and their partner JJ (@aggravatetheaxe) have been my close friends for a couple years now. We’ve only been able to meet in person once, but I don’t know where I’d be without their endless compassion, humor, wit, and all the nights we spent together talking and supporting each other through life’s bullshit.

Any amount helps. The recovery and especially chemotherapy process for something like this is long and arduous. Faust just recently graduated with their bachelor’s, and is one of the most intelligent, persevering people I know. They’re only 28—they have a whole life ahead of them to live.

To add onto Drake’s offer above, if you’re able to match any of these prices with your donation, DM me proof (via toasty_salt on Instagram) and I will personally draw you a chibi.

[detaryu2]

Cookin somethin.... Did a test doodle of Kulu-Ya-Ku but decided ultimately this is a rough draft, still like how it turned out though!

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[xenosaurus]

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

[xenosaurus]

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[parkchanwoohoo]

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds