Deranged Osomatsu-san HCs

"Are you tired of being nice? Don't you wanna go... ape shitt" Oso-san HC/shitpost dumpster, REQUESTS OPEN. Proshippers don't interact.

[hobomatsu]

PROSHIPPERS DO NOT INTERACT 💢💢

About me:

The name's Ava, any pronoun works.

I'm over 20 y/o.

I don't care if you like BLmatsu or not (I'm cool like that), but I won't post that kind of content here.

Oso-san fan since 2017 (the brainrot never left!!)

Choromatsu and Osomatsu are my all-time faves.

English isn't my first language, so... Be patient with me. I am trying.

⚠️ I will block minors. ⚠️ I will post gnarly things from time to time. Will also try to tag accordingly so that you can block the tags if necessary.

Rules for requests/submissions:

Wholesome/fluff is allowed.

Silly/crackfic stuff is allowed.

Dark/gross topics are allowed.

Gore/eroguro is allowed.

Pretty much everything is allowed, unless I decide it's not.

Go nuts.

[hobomatsu]

Hear me out

Choromatsu, Totty, Osomatsu and Ichimatsu. Someone please draw them wearing this.

[wildaboutchu2000]

i didnt see that anyone did this yet sewwwww

[hobomatsu]

HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THEY LOOK AWESOME!!!!

[hobomatsu]

Hear me out

Choromatsu, Totty, Osomatsu and Ichimatsu. Someone please draw them wearing this.

[hobomatsu]

Lmao pinterest knew what it was doing

[jokesitos-art]

it was funny to me,,,

[hobomatsu]

You're pregnant and leaking milk. Who would suckles on your breasts?

From most likely to less likely yes i am doing this i have no shame

Osomatsu: Drinks more milk than the baby itself. Oso doesn't care if it tastes bad, loves it, and, if it wasn’t a kink before, it definitely is now. Shamelessly claims that he will knock you up again just for a chance to taste you. 

Ichimatsu: Probably also has a kink about this. Will drink, but respect the baby's turn.

Jyushimatsu: Would try out of curiosity. He thinks it tastes funny, but he’s not picky and definitely would indulge every once in a while. 

Choromatsu: Would think about it a lot (he's seen it in hentai before!!), so he eventually gives it a try, hates the flavor and never does it again.

Karamatsu: Would think about it, but is probably too shy to suggest such a scandalous thing! By the time he feels confident enough to ask, you've already stopped lactating and this NEET will forever live in grief and regret because he totally missed the opportunity. Like the fool he is.

Todomatsu: Does not want your milk. Put those honkers away.

[hobomatsu]

Who would lose their shit if you put on a schoolgirl uniform?

Comes instantly and therefore you don't even get to have sex: Choromatsu. Excited: Osomatsu, Karamatsu and Ichimatsu. Indifferent: Jyushimatsu (he doesn't care what you're wearing, he's gonna smash the shit out of you anyways). Would rather wear a schoolgirl uniform for you: Todomatsu.

[hobomatsu]

he's so silly I love him

[hobomatsu]

You haven't bathed in three days. Who still loves you?

Osomatsu: For some reason, I don’t think he would mind, but he will comment very loudly on your smell/overall state (even though he himself isn’t that hygienic). Probably turned on by it……. probably.

Karamatsu: He will not complain, but there WILL be hints. Kamatsu would much appreciate it if you stay clean.

Choromatsu: This NEET doesn’t have any right to complain, but does so anyways. Will nag you about it until you take a shower. I do think he secretly enjoys it, though.

Ichimatsu: He himself smells like trash, so, not only do I think he wouldn't mind, Ichimatsu would probably prefer it if you smelled bad.

Jyushimatsu: I don't think he has a pleasant smell either, so, if you also smelled bad, he would probably comment on it, but not be mad at you or bothered by it in the slightest.

Todomatsu: No longer loves you. Even if you take a bath, he’ll remain mad at you for not taking care of yourself. Only a belly button flash will improve his mood afterwards. 

[hobomatsu]

You cook for them, but it's a little burnt. Would they eat anyways?

Osomatsu: Probably not. Will whine about how his mom's food is better. Karamatsu: Without hesitation. Eats so fast he'd end up throwing up and making everything worse for himself. Choromatsu: Depends on how burnt it is. Will harshly critique your cooking techniques despite being a shitty cook himself. Ichimatsu: Will force himself to eat it. Gets food posioning afterwards (he has a sensitive stomach). Jyushimatsu: Doesn't care. Food is food and it's good because you prepared it for him. Todomatsu: Won't even try. Judges you even though he said it's okay and everybody makes mistakes.

[hobomatsu]

Who would knock you up faster?

In order from most likely to less likely.

Osomatsu: Claims condoms feel bad and refuses to use them. The most reckless when it comes to sex + high libido.

Jyushimatsu: Fucks you so hard the condom breaks. 

Todomatsu: I just have this sinking feeling in my chest that Totty would try to babytrap people.

Ichimatsu: Probably has a breeding kink, but will be careful because "a talking trashcan like him doesn't deserve to have a child".

Karamatsu: Would like to have a child, but respects his S/O's preferences. Will be careful for the most part. 

Choromatsu: Absolutely paranoid about having a baby. Has a mental breakdown every time you have sex without a condom. Will make you take plan B pills even if you're on birth control. That, if he's feeling especially panicky about it... So 50/50.

[hobomatsu]

Would they shit on the carpet?

Osomatsu: Yes, if drunk. Karamatsu: Probably not. Choromatsu: No. Ichimatsu: Yes (no explanation needed). Jyushimatsu: Yes, especially if drunk. Todomatsu: Yes, if forced to go to the bathroom alone at night. Poor thing got scared and couldn't hold it in.