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gay sinners find this shit on the internet and post it because it makes them laugh. every post probably moves them one step up the guest list to hell. so if you are offended in any way...well, duh.s

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I voted this morning and you should too. A young woman in front of me was voting for the first time. She got an extra sticker for her scrapbook. Another lady, a couple decades older than me, broke down in tears of joy at how many people were in line to vote. Then she got busted for trying to skip the line. No cuts lady. —- #vote #beardo #asseenincolumbus #nocuts (at Columbus, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp1xvtUAK6f/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c5mecbrvsx8g

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#inspiration #garrisonontour (at Pony) https://www.instagram.com/p/BogKxkbFTUs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yuii6mkqizq1

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I finally got to see a Richard Serra sculpture in person and it was fucking mesmerizing. Also other artists too like Roxy Paine, Beverly Pepper, Louise Nevelson and Alexander Calder....but that Serra tho...🤩😍🤩😍 —- #garrisonontour #artcation #iwouldliveinahobocampinthispark (at Olympic Sculpture Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoceuaXAb20/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1177b935onv14

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Gritty Scrambled Cheesy Bitch. Biscuits and eggs and grits and sausage covered in gravy. The most delicious shades of beige I’ve had west of the Mississippi. #garrisonontour #breakfast #heartattackinacompostablecontainer (at Biscuit Bitch Belltown) https://www.instagram.com/p/BocCMfKAoum/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=njpe93dqaieh

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Hey. I’m in Seattle. Here’s a picture of my shoes to prove it. #garrisonontour #somuchflying #dotheyhavecoffeehere (at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac)) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoZ0Qgag9ho/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s2qeck0aplfl

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Hey I’m bored at the airport #garrisonontour #beardo #wastingyourtime (at Chicago Midway International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoY_zijlHa1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=197os17dz1980

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Daisyfuentes is into this new Dead Now record. By “into it” I mean she tolerated me taking this photo. @dead_now_band #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #dogsandvinyl #vinyl #myfriendsmakegreatrecords https://www.instagram.com/p/BnUr0pAA9d5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eogrd6okb90w

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#heaven https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm7M_A2AYrv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p6lnz93c59ek

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One of my favorite records of the year showed up in the mail today. @bandofnothing @relapserecords #nothing #danceontheblacktop #vinyl #beardo (at Columbus, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm11vdlgeVn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=itehbw923iwn

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One more day of work before I head off on a short overnight road trip to Cleveland to see the Yayoi Kusama exhibit at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Been waiting over a year for this and really looking forward to posting the exact same photos as everyone else who has seen it. Stop by the shop today to entertain me and make the day go faster. #beardo #garrisonontour #artcation (at Grandview Mercantile & Revue) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmqkP3hgtjD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d3c0iu64cqct

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Inspirational quotes while taking a 💩 #letitgo #asseenincolumbus #bathroomart @what_i_see_when_i_pee (at Yellow Brick Pizza) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmmff41gsEV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10v4ngb5ik5w8

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My old lady... 🐶👅❤️ #daisyfuentes #asseenincolumbus #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #poundpuppy #nonsexuallifepartner #oldlady #thatface #thattongue (at Upper Arlington, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmdmENlgvLo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sjw6xl8b1fmd

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Homegirl is back home where she belongs. She won over all the people at @campbowwow and is currently giving me the cold shoulder for leaving her. #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #mygirl (at House of Daisyfuentes)

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Just dropped Daisyfuentes off at @cbwgrandviewheights for summer camp while I’m away. First time in almost ten years she’s being boarded. Seriously feel like a mom after sending her kid to the first day of school. Definitely gave the staff too much information about her idiosyncrasies and feeling pretty emotional about it. I know she’ll be fine but still nervous and worried but SHE WILL BE FINE 😖🤓🙃 #daisyfuentes #beardo #asseenincolumbus #bassethound #whydoifeellikeanawfuldad (at Camp Bow Wow Columbus - Grandview Heights, OH)

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Just picked this up at @used_kids_records. Haven’t listened to or thought about this band Magik Markers in forever. Just as weird and excellent as I remember. Noisy, droney, with a hint of psych and a dollop of punk ethos. This record and Boss still stand up a decade later. #nowspinning #magikmarkers #balfquarry #vinyl (at Columbus, Ohio)

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Just manhandled about 30 wool rugs ranging in sizes from 2’x3’ to 12’x16’. Feeling pretty sexy right now. By sexy, I mean sweaty and disgusting and gross. Tag Sale starts tomorrow! #beardo #sweatin #visualmerchandisingcrossfit #retailismanuallabor (at Grandview Mercantile & Revue)

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Heading to Comfest for the afternoon. Gonna be camped out at the Off Ramp Stage for most of the day probably eating fried things. Say hi if you see me. I’ll be the guy with food in my beard. #asseenincolumbus #fried #beardo #selfie #comfest (at The Ohio State University)