#sweatin

[pwhl-mybeloved]

i know they have games in hand but

LMFAO

[scoobysnaxforcrev]

You're all gonna help me keep consistent, right?

[geareduptom]

Anger Managment field trip lol~

[chaotic-zora]

Buff-

Starts choking

Buff zora-

Gasping for air

Buff zora women

Perishes

[hyuckmov]

the glasses…. kinda need to…. yeah

[granlund]

Jacob Misiorowski on MLB Office Hours

[the-archxr]

What are your thoughts on Jake's favorite term of endearment for the reader?? 💙

OOOOHHHH OKAOKAYOKAY

(I have a LOT of thots about this, but to start off…) Jake has two different names for you. Both are used separately, and for completely different situations.

So in like, every-day life, Jake calls you princesa. ONE THOUSAND FUCKING PERCENT HE CALLS YOU PRINCESA.

Like he’s driving, and you’re grabbing the hand on his knee (cause he’s not the type to initiate contact): he’ll be bringing it to his mouth, mumbling princesa into your palm.

You’re cleaning him up after a late night of him doing Khonshu’s dirty work: he’ll look up to your face, smiling, saying something along the lines of eres muy hermosa, princesa. (you’re very beautiful, princess.)

In the tender early morning moments where you’re still asleep and he has you all to himself: he’ll whisper princesa over and over again into your skin until you’re awake.

But when you two are gettin’ down and dirty? WOOF, it’s a whole other fucking story.

It started off with calling you princesa both in the streets and in the sheets. But then on one particular day, when he’s pounding you into the mattress from behind, and his mouth is nuzzled into your neck as he’s listening to you make the prettiest sounds for him, he completely loses himself. In fact, he ends up getting so caught up in it that he doesn’t even realize he’s called you corazón. (heart.)

But when you stop breathing and he finally comes to, he doesn’t get embarrassed. Even though he knows you know what that word means. Instead, he nips at your collarbone and growls in your ear “I meant what I fucking said”, before going back to fucking you silly.

And from that day on, whether you’re riding him, going down on each other or taking him in the back of his limo, he calls you corazón. For him, the typically tender term of endearment, turns him on like no other. Because it’s true. You are his heart. And he loves you like how people love each other in those cheesy rom-coms you’re always watching.

But he loves watching his heart cum more.

aight so I apologize if I got some of the spanish translations wrong, I used a multi-language translator app I used to bullshit my way through french classes (so hopefully it worked to an extent??). if I did get anything wrong, feel free to let me know!

✨the-archxr thots✨

[moonrpg]

too warm in my jacket incident