Everything's Imaginary

A depressed teen with no dreams

[arthurianmotifs]

[golden-x-mage]

In 2077, what makes someone a criminal? 

[veeranger]

[unclefather]

[thelunarboy]

[beadyeyes]

Bruh did you seriously not go potty before we left the house

[rickybabyboy]

I'm surfing the web!!

[iconicpopstar]

*walking about after dark*

grimes voice in my head: someone could break your neck

me: *walks faster*

grimes: coMING UP BEHIND YOU ALWAYS COMING AND YOU’D NEVER HAVE A CLUE

me: 

[tsuquilisda]

i love being friends with bitches who won’t shut up. i never know what to talk about. please tell me your whole life story and then infodump to me about warrior cats or greek history

[theocseason4]

I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[thebootydiaries]

me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy

[uikoru-remade-blog]

this is maggie and she wants to know if you think she’s cool

[thebootydiaries]

she is a star i love her

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[thebootydiaries]

mutual: *likes my post*

me: i'd die for you

[supermarioblosblog]

Have you seen Luigi?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yeah! He went that way!

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

hehe *wipes sweat off my forehead* everything alright mario?

[supermarioblosblog]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[nourrice]

[redditfront]