syreni lacrimae

alice 27 | she/her

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[treecitysessions]

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[cottoncandylesbo]

the thermostat app i was forced to download due to my apartment complex installing "smart" thermostats just asked me to rate it based on how likely i was to recommend it to a friend. so i called my friend and told her she should download the app. she asked me why. i said it can make things hotter or colder, depending. she said that was stupid. i told her sorry and that she was right.

she did download the app, though she could not use it because she does not have the kind of thermostat it requires. she rated it two stars. i asked why two and she said she liked the colors.

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[hungwy]

music is stupid

[hungwy]

music is for bad idiots 🫂

[sasuke-offical]

So everyone should die?

[hungwy]

Obviously

[vee-dmsr]

[lilyblisslys]

*trying to comfort my cis boyfriend but everything i know about men is from my dms* is there a part of my body i could shave that would make you feel better?

[sam1tron]

bringing back a classic

[fascinationstreetmp3]

armand at the vampire lestat show point blank refusing to have fun

[bifauxnenarmand]

your prophecy

[charl0ttan]

wait youre a tranny?? like from the porn i watch?? i mean the porn you watch??? pervert.

[illusoryfem]

Franciscan nuns at the Convent of St. Anthony of Padua, Spain, are keeping a giant rabbit breed from dwidling to extinction. To fund their conservation efforts, the nuns sell homemade cookies and ice cream. (People)

[papasmoke]

You're telling me we're all stuck with baby yoda for the rest of our lives?????? Someone fucking shoot him!

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[3000s]

it was so insane that they even sent this out in 2018 but you know its like staffs current behavior isnt anything new

[3000s]

they had no evidence then with the blogs they terminated & they have no evidence now either so ig its always been your blog gets deleted for "any reason or none at all" when they dont like you for being black or transfem

[germanpostwarmodern]

An Executive Desk designed by Mario Gottardi in 1947 for Egidio Roncoroni, Cantù, Italy

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core