We're all just hockey trash

Hello! I'm Shawna! I love the Sharks, and I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that this blog is basically just hockey trash

[jambalaika-deactivated20240810]

Who is it?💕

[niratomica]

linky 💞

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

[adonischildsupportcase]

[the-acid-pear]

We found the answer to this

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[remyousa]

[a-ginger-in-black]

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".

[animentality]

she's right.

[indelicateink]

i love her

[cesperanza]

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

SHE'S RIGHT

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[grindlebone]

[artistaspiring]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

this is the greatest line i have ever heard

[skinneybonboni]

Its the big mans birthday! (Its still 11pm here in California so technically its still august 3rd.)

[heyepiphora]

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[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[im-happy-at-home]

This spoke to my soul wth

[deacytits]

I feel attacked.

[male2pet-deactivated20220521]

[artbyflor]

“I need to tell you something,” Henry says, breathless, when Alex pulls back. “I bought us a brownstone. In Brooklyn.” (…) And for a fraction of a second, a whole crystallized life flashes into view…“

Alex and Henry (and David) starting their new life in Brooklyn. There’s a lot of unpacking to finish first, though.

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[justusducks]

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[numberlover1729]

for those who feel uneasy but don’t remember, that feeling is correct

[demonoftheunderground]