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adam birkholtz is a real theatre boy jock nerd and im in love. they are so real those theatre boy jock nerds. up in the gym lifting 200 lb weights while the entire hamilton soundtrack blasts through their headphones. just imagine, adam birkholtz walking around in his adidas socks and slippers, basketball shorts slung low on his hips, wearing his backwards snapback proudly towering over this poor theatre kid while the two of them aggressively argue about who played the better lola in kinky boots. unbelievable.

#this is the sort of content i’m here for #hi have you met my husband and his boyfriend?#adam birkholtz

itskatieclearly

I had an idea for a dumb comic after the Check Please update :D

#check please #omgcp

shitty-check-please-aus

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Bitty is from the midwest. When he hears tornado sirens, he just goes inside and starts making carrot cake

#this is how we do it #i spent the last tornado warning refusing to stop watching the Blues game #it’s good to be back in the midwest #except the tornadoes

shitty-check-please-aus

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Nursey is from Staten Island, not Manhattan

gayjeris

Sometimes u really live up to your url, buddy

brandoncarlo

*looking at the remaining teams in the playoffs* how did any of you get here.

brandoncarlo

me, to the second round of the nhl playoffs: how did you guys get in?

all of the teams in the second round, licking cheeto dust off their fingers: the front door was unlocked

shortkingbarrie

Your 5th recently used emoji is how the playoffs are gonna go for you, I don’t make the rules here sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

#🦸🏻‍♂️#that’s a definite outlier for me #what happens when you venmo a friend for Avengers tix #but if the Blues wanna be super that’d be cool

epickegster

alicia zimmermann is midwestern

cptnkentparson

okay so my midwestern ass is ready for this

ALICIA ZIMMERMANN, MIDWESTERN QUEEN

eats ranch with everything. Pizza? Ranch. French Fries? Ranch. Chicken? Just needs bacon and ranch.

Do I get to choose a city? The answer is yes. Alicia Zimmermann is from St. Louis. She went to… (consults my favorite article ever) Nerinx Hall. She asks everyone where they went to high school. Even if they aren’t from STL. (it’s dumb and we literally all do it and i cannot explain why.)

this means that she also loves this crust pizza. This is not optional. she brings all her model friends on board by trying to convince them that it’s all the goodness of pizza with fewer calories.

Alicia Zimmermann, queen of the cornfields.

i will expand on this at a time that isnt 6 am

hockeybros

YES! *bangs fists on table* I AM HERE FOR ALICIA ZIMMERMANN FROM STL!

And I guess I’m okay with her having gone to Nerinx since she’s an actress and some pretty notable actresses have gone there. My mom also went there. So that’s fine, I guess.

She also loves toasted ravioli and Bob is just like, “wtf? Who the hell deep fries ravioli?” and she’s like, “I have embraced poutine and everything maple and your weird-ass french, the least you can do is admit that these are delicious.”

The only time she roots against Bob/Jack is when they play the Blues. Because “I’m sorry, but I’m still waiting for them to get a goddamned Cup and you have four, so just shut your mouth, Bob.”

When she and Jon Hamm work together they have Ted Drews and Imo’s overnighted to the set (what? pizza and frozen custard places from your home town don’t deliver nationwide? that’s sad for you) and watch Cardinal’s games together while drinking Buds, which they would not be caught dead drinking anywhere else with anyone else, but it tastes like home, okay?

#i forgot about this #but i stand by it