It‘s All Gogurt

Lee. 28.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

[starrynet]

[berkcatton]

torrent fans, can i recommend that if you’re against the torrent drafting abbey murphy that you email seattle pride ( [email protected] )

the torrent are representing themselves as advocates and activists for the lgbtq+ community as grand marshals for seattle pride and i think it is important to get accountability from them through seattle pride which is an important event. tell seattle pride that this is something you care about.

here’s my email to them for reference

[unconfirmed-cephalopod]

Lavender Rights Project

torrent fans on reddit are planning to donate to lavender rights project when abbey murphy scores!

Lavender Rights Project (LRP) is advancing gender self-determination, collective safety, and community-rooted systems of care. We work at the intersections of housing justice, policy transformation, movement lawyering, and narrative power to shift cultural norms and expand what safety and liberation can look like for Black, Trans and gender-expansive people.

We believe that the people most impacted by systemic harm are the ones who hold the knowledge we need to build new worlds. Our work centers Black and Trans leadership not as symbolic representation, but as strategic necessity. Through legal advocacy, supportive housing, community organizing, political education, and storytelling, we create the infrastructure our communities need to survive, heal, and thrive.

[followmykpopsideblog]

[catchaspark]

  Myth of the Brown Recluse: Fact, Fear, and Loathing Rick Vetter Department of Entomology, University of California, Riverside, CA

treat yourself to a uc riverside spider researcher rapidly losing his cool over the course of this article as he desperately tries to convince his interlocutors, The Entire State of California, that there is literally no evidence that we have brown recluses

[great-and-small]

That was a really fun read I love him just flat out challenging anyone to show him proof of the species in the state then going on to pretty much say ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HERE

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[flannelizard]

[medrawawi]

stay-at-home dad ilya 🙇 (and shane at work)

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[that-house]

This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

[that-house]

We never have to go back

[t0yearnf0r]

In the world of mdzs, I just know gay men loved Nie Mingjue.

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[flannelizard]

Hi heated rivalry fans of tumblr what are we talking about please don’t say chicken pox

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[flannelizard]

That being said I didn't question the fic lol, I guess I tend to assume people in other countries are too deep in anti vax rhetoric, which is my bad. Learned a lot from the responses to your tweet!

We are all learning a lot