[hoctordouse]

L

[sobertwobit]

foreman fans: "yeah, i feel like he's underrated and not taken seriously. the racism in the fandom makes him a shadow of other characters who are just like him or even worse than him, and they don't forgive him for things that they forgive white characters."

cameron fans: "i don't care what she did. i forgive her. yes, i know she caused the fall of yugoslavia and killed children in africa. she deserved to do that and more. #girlboss"

chase fans: "we should put chase in a blender. i hate him, fucking blond aussie."

house fans: 14 pages of why house is autistic & 9 fanfics about house suffering so much from his leg pain that he cries a lot and it's pathetic and god hates him and did i mention he cries a lot?

wilson fans: "i too am in this episode. do you think when he shaves, he sometimes cuts his cheek a little and goes kyaaaahhh >//<?"

cuddy fans: "she snipped the mother bullet into john f cuntedys head."

[olliesaurus-rex]

[orpheuslament]

will graham was pushing 40 when he bagged a hot european sugar daddy. never kill yourself

[pbeeanjay]

[g8taloadofdisguy]

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[remstrrs]

stumbled upon this beautiful painting on pinterest and couldn’t put my finger on why the composition looked so familiar until…

[bogleech]

why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress

[dogsmouth]

life is beautiful

[dogsmouth]

we made a u-turn for this picture btw

[dreadwedge]

“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

[stlamb]

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

[avioletmoonrise]

every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

[beardedmrbean]

I think they'll be fine saying that.

[stickandthorn]

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

[goatmost]

ten dollars is really the new one dollar

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.