Peter: Woh, woh, I can explain. See, I’m a superhero too.
Tony: Wait, what?
Peter: Yeah. Spiderman. I’m sure you’ve heard of me. It’d be embarrassing for you if you haven’t.
[he laughs nervously]
Natasha: What kind of superhero are you?
Peter: What kind?
Thor: Do you have a magic hammer?
Peter: No.
Stephen: Magic hands?
Peter: No.
Vision: Do animals talk to you?
Peter: No.
Bruce: Were you poisoned?
Peter: No!
Clint: Cursed?
Peter: No!
Bucky: Kidnapped or enslaved?
Peter: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Steve: Then I have to assume you made a deal with a German scientist, where he entered you into a experimental program in exchange for a super human body?
Peter: No! Good Lord, who would do that?
Deadpool: Have you ever had True Love’s Kiss?
Peter: Ew! Barf!
Wanda: Do you have daddy issues?
Peter: I don’t even have a mom.
Everyone: Neither do we!
