bcaux .
“ i l o v e camping, i really do —— probably more than most of you but holy shit, why is this site so fucking muddy?? we’ve been here a total of twenty-four hours and it feels like i’ve changed my shirt twenty-four times. also, before you go and bitch at me for bitching i overheard someone talking about the lack of air conditioning in their tent, go bitch to them. ”
“did you really bring twenty-four shirts with you, beau? i can bitch to whoever i want. i’d love to, actually. can you direct me to them so i can make fun of them after i make fun of you?”












