[hoemancer]

dave. born to be a babygirl. forced to be a big dawg.

send all complaints to -> chzbag

[hoemancer]

Dave's doing just fine btw

[hoemancer]

I reaaaallly need to stop sitting like the letter G and get it together

[lipsredxasarose]

you're a real goof (romantically)

[explicitlyrics]

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

[stroebe2]

I like bad things on purpose

[shrek-2-ondvd-deactivated202601]

I would like to shoot you

stop flirting with me omg

[forestdeity]

can someone come over and knock me out cold? thanks

[drops-of-universe]

dawg there is something seriously wrong with me but i really dont have time for that

[loveridden1999]

[zacefronspimp]

Visit Original Link

[sackoflower]

ooooo you wanna have a crush on me so bad i just know it

[maidthings]

im gonna fucking do it. as soon as i figure out what "it" even is. oooo just you wait

[sjwcringecompilation]

princess that bites you

[hoemancer]

hey big sexy is here (thats me)

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[hoemancer]

thinking of changing my url already....