be sweet to me.

lucia pineda ✶ sea.emoji yo soy suavecita como miel y coco.

[getitstr8]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[getitstr8]

here to report that i did not run away with julian casablancas

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[ultimateafternoon]

[getitstr8]

hey, what does it mean when your knees hurt because they’re cold?

[getitstr8]

let me put mia to bed and then i’ll be a person with you guys

[getitstr8]

after this weekend, i’m gonna be hiring someone to carry me around btw

[ultimateafternoon]

안녕하세요 my name is mingyu and im ready for you to objectify me. do you think i look sexier with my hair pushed back? @ shatterandburst

[getitstr8]

hiiiii lucia

hiiiiii mingyu

[j1998v]

in case yall havent seen this / via instagram

[radiodeputy]

“whats that? i want to hear you say it, baby”

[lebnaniyya-deactivated20260504]

actually my tits could heal u

[sobsicle]

certified perverted lover girl

[getitstr8]

do you guys think i have a chance with julian casablancas?

[getitstr8]

nadia is my favorite now btw

[getitstr8]

luke is in second