blessed...

I only date guys without papa's

[hoff-the-barb]

Baby, I'll fuck you so hard .

[hoff-the-barb]

I wanted more, more of everything I was greedy and ended losing everything.

~I lost you~

[hoff-the-barb]

Sometimes don't you just wanna smash someone's head and go full on until there's nothing left.

[hoff-the-barb]

Welp, I'm pickle gay now 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[hoff-the-barb]

One day, I'll blow my brain out.

[hoff-the-barb]

Hello, mamá mía.

[hoff-the-barb]

Jesús

[hoff-the-barb]

Bloody hell!!?

I lost my pants... again

[hoff-the-barb]

Im ugly

Im a slut

So fuck me like one

Maybe that way you'll love me

Again...

[hoff-the-barb]

Wanna see something funny

[hoff-the-barb]

Nobody likes my stuff ):

[hoff-the-barb]

I'm a goat and I will rape your soul

[hoff-the-barb]

Your body reeks of impurity it fills the air until crocodile tears drip down on your chest

Giving the slightest test of salt upon one's tongue

Your rich full of flavor for other men but I can only taste bitterness from your body and smell routines from the flesh.

[hoff-the-barb]

Anyone want to trade fleshlights?

[hoff-the-barb]

Jesus's Christ, fuck yeah...

[hoff-the-barb]

Sometimes love doesn't work out

Typo-name

[hoff-the-barb]

Darling, Its only courtesy I wouldn't want to stain your carpet

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