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Its official: there is a third Gaycop scene! The alternate ending features Hank Hawk catching the Hogs on his speedometer and saying they “Driving While Irresistible” and “Daddy’s home”. Unfortunately this ending is not online, I will do my best to upload it here

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Wild Hogs Scene Selections

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DAD JUST CAME HOME AND HANDED ME THIS

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good morning, hogmaster of the blog. absolutely in love with your dedication to the film Wild Hogs (2007). my friends and i watched this film back in january this year immediately after we finished the film Thunderpants (2002) where a child whose actor we never hear from again in the industry becomes famous for letting out farts so powerful he propels himself into outer space. those two films were the worst case of tonal whiplash any of us have ever experienced. i believe we found Wild Hogs while going through william h. macy's filmography after watching Fargo one night, then we found Thunderpants purely out of luck because one of us was on pinterest and an image of the poster was suggested to him (please see attached)

we have no idea why we made it into a double feature (admittedly, that was my fault. it was my idea) but we collectively agreed that Wild Hogs was a breath of fresh air (instead a putrid and horrible fart) compared to Thunderpants and as representative of that friend group i encourage you to check it out for yourselves whenever you get the chance to.

hog bless,

mel

Thunderpants has always been on my radar since RLM watched it years ago. It seems perfect for a future movie night! Check out @itsmovienight for info on that

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Cinehog

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We Promise: You Are Turtly Enough.

This Saturday is Movie Night 4! Featuring The Master of Disguise. It will be a night of mirth!

The link will be posted on this blog as well as our new DISCORD!

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Reminder: this Saturday is the next Movie Night!

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4 Counts of Indecent Exposure

2 Counts of Lewd Lascivious Behavior

And 1 Count of Pure Jelousy

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A lot of viewers of the Movie Night stream of Wild Hogs commented on the “crunchy audio” and originally I chalked this up to a poor rip of the movie. However it occurred to me that my laptop has shit audio output to the point that I use software to boost it, which was enabled at time of the stream. This was likely the reason but ultimately I believe it seemed to enhance the experience based on everyone’s reaction. One comment I cannot stop playing in my head that someone made the night of “if it’s not blown out, it’s thrown out”

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I have a hog experience to share: I mentioned to my friend that I’d watched Wild Hogs, and he said that he’d watched it over and over as a teenager. he now lives the DL lifestyle. just thought you should be aware of the proven psychological effect of wild hogs on a man’s psyche

I have seen multiple tags and comments about how Wild Hogs was part of people's sexual awakenings. It makes sense! A lot of this blog is ironic but one part is not is how gay this movie is. And reading the script it seemed less so, so in making it a lot of male energy oozed into it and ultimately made it a lot gayer. The beefing up of Gaycop from just rubbing his thigh to outwardly flirting with the Hogs and then essentially smelling their motorcycles. The nature of the Hogs riding together and Dudley needing Woody's help in wooing Maggie but ultimately becoming homo-erotically sexually charged because of the fact they are two single characters unlike Doug or Bobby and chemistry between John Travolta and William H. Macy. Hell, you even have the end credits, which focuses on the Del Fuegos receiving a new bar via Ty Pennington's Home Makeover, they are giddy and embrace each other, shedding their cold exterior they displayed throughout the rest of the film. I will expand on the film's unabashed queerness in the future once I further hog out.

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Hog Fact #3

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Hog Fact #2

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Only one blue life matters and that’s the gay highway patrolman that wants to be plowed by four big guys

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Only one blue life matters and that’s the gay highway patrolman that wants to be plowed by four big guys