I'm not allowed to sell bath water rn cuz plague

donate to my PayPal instead!!!

[hydro-homies]

𝕕𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜 💕𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣

💕 𝕦 💕 𝕙𝟚𝕙𝕠𝕖 💕

[adhdannette]

how am i supposed to become fodlan’s biggest pop star if anna keeps letting any old adrestia’s got talent dropout pay for verification

[hohohilda]

I dunno the people who are imitating edelgard have been pretty funny

[madampringle]

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[kotomi795-deactivated20230730]

Recruiting Hilda onto the Blue Lions made me realize that I kinda wish she had more supports with the other Lions. Like imagine if she had a support chain with Dimitri?

[animatedtext]

requested by  dryhotdog

[hohohilda]

just because i have a husband and a boyfriend doesnt mean i cant have a girlfriend. like.

[lonelydimitriinyourarea]

my love language is apparently unconditionally loving vile creatures such as felix sylvain and ingrid

[hohohilda]

keep ingrid's name out of your mouth :)

[sylvainblog1]

Your Highess I just ordered your breast milk on Boober Eats!

[claudeschesthair]

just used a 10% discount coupon from this guy to order hildas premium breast milk on boober eats!

[hohohilda]

ho you got scammed I sell bath water not titty milk

[sunshineashe]

Hey bitch @hohohilda i want the kitty boots back

[hohohilda]

wtf theyre not your size ho

[sunshineashe]

Like they are yours?? We all know you lie about your shoe size because any dick or pussy you get would be gone if they knew 💅

[hohohilda]

says the grown man who wears toddler size shoes

[sunshineashe]

@adhdannette professor had this cake in their office with a note adressed to you are you gonna be okay

[adhdannette]

i wish i was surprised

[hohohilda]

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

[sunshineashe]

Did you need money that badly???

[hohohilda]

no i slept with her dad too.

[sunshineashe]

Gross but at the same time get it sis.

...did it even, yknow.. stick up

[hohohilda]

I dunno i used my strap on him

[sunshineashe]

@adhdannette professor had this cake in their office with a note adressed to you are you gonna be okay

[adhdannette]

i wish i was surprised

[hohohilda]

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

[sunshineashe]

Did you need money that badly???

[hohohilda]

no i slept with her dad too.

[sunshineashe]

@adhdannette professor had this cake in their office with a note adressed to you are you gonna be okay

[adhdannette]

i wish i was surprised

[hohohilda]

does it surprise you to know i had to chip in for the cake?

[sunshineashe]

Hey bitch @hohohilda i want the kitty boots back

[hohohilda]

wtf theyre not your size ho

[hohohilda]

i have absolutely made the golden deer go on a class trip to the desert in search of the legendary gucci bag. I am a woman of status.

[felixhugofraldariuchiha]

kissing my wife annette and feeding her soup. thank you for tolerating my unhinged gay behavior. you are the light at the end of the tunnel

[hohohilda]

more like unhinged bihavior

[cyokie]

Fire Emblem: Three Houses + Word Art Memes (Part 1)

[claudeschesthair]

paid of my mortgage. in animal crossing lol! hilda am i funny

[hohohilda]

A+ dad humor