[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[bunniope]

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

[crawfishcomic]

Forgiveness

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[theaudientvoid]

[gimmeabraig]

house md is awesome

[jakemorph-art]

[deaddolin]

[ma-39]

why do we fix someone else's tie for them instead of just telling them how? why do we hold hands when they're cold instead of just putting them in our pockets? Get real

[killrockstar]

[eastgaysian]

ROMAN: i don't have time for this. i'm supposed to be out, actually, adventuring? getting that enchanted amulet from the wizard's tomb that dad's been talking about for the past six months?

KENDALL: oh, dad sent you on a fetch quest?

ROMAN: it's not a fucking fetch quest.

SHIV: who's he sending with you?

ROMAN: fucking frank, and—

KENDALL: frank? dude. that's babysitting. it's a fetch quest.

SHIV: an enchanted amulet, seriously? he's probably just too cheap to buy marcia an anniversary present this year.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

come on man

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[meinzsara]

Aptos Treehouse by Charlotte Taylor

[chandralia]

[depsidase]

[senatortedcruz]

I’m literally always saying this

[visenyaism]

Patch 9.2 raid finale anduin as the last boss fight:

The jailer: ah yes, the McGuffin is now mine, now I must unionize all reality.

Anduin: ...unionize...?

i will NEVER unionize!!!!!! *gets hit in head with thrown soul fragment*