The Hoi_Kirb's Show

Hoi I'm Kirb! The king of swag! I love gaming and modding. I lost all my shame. I have lost my ability to not say something that is wild.

[hoikirb]

Hoi! I'm Kirb

I got forced to make a tumblr account cause of a friend and now I can't go back! YAY :D

Okay a bit more about me... I am Kirb, and I've been pationate about games since my birth! Love drawing and expressing myself without restraints! Cause fuck restraints, they are stupid! Hell yeah! >:3

[hoikirb]

I scream

[reliableslimegal]

Watching your flesh and bones slowly dissolve in my slime knowing full well I’ll remake you into something much more beautiful and much more mine.

[hoikirb]

Mghfhg... i turned to slime (again), all for you.

[reliableslimegal]

Meee? All slimey???

Or like... Slimegirl injesting her moth girlfriend, turning her into a moth slimegirl amalgam x3

Ah! Its one of my favorite two gay girls! Love seeing you both interact on my posts. Yes, you get to be all slime all month!

And you’re allowed to bring anyone or anything to join in our gooey fun ;)

[hoikirb]

Uwaa... damn it... the forcefem took over me there. Please to be one of your favorite gays! But i aint no slime gi- *gets gooped up by distant slime girl*

Ghxhfjff... w-wha?

[hoikirb]

"with great powers comes great responsibilities"

yeah yeah old man! im using my power of art with great... responsibility~

[lilsammy89]

Self love? Selfcest?? Both???

[hoikirb]

this is the final boss of self love.

after HRT, depression and whatever life threw at your way. if you reached wanting to hump yourself. you've won.

[lullychi]

Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

[hoikirb]

Posted in 2019 and yet, Yuri still wins to this day C:

[cat-mermaid]

Ok so gonna share some peak info with yous alls, keep yer voice down

So nintendy is tryin to cover its ass on account of it givin all yous freaks ab-see-lute freedom to make DICK CITY a reality? yous wannas be able to upload your screenshots from your switch? Yous need to get one of these bad boys:

then you take the microSD card outta the switch and do one of these

den yous go like so

den i think yous can handle da rest ;)

anyways if anyone asks, you were never here

*slinks away into the darkness*

*slinks back from the darkness*

okays okays, i hear yous der in the back, yeah theres the...

(ominous pause)

other way

(distant rumble of thunder, wind starts whistling)

looks like we gotta spit some about the "usb-c to usb-a" cable maneuver

so if you know a guy who knows a guy who can put one of these in yer hot lil hands-

den ya gotta do the ol "one two skeedoo-it" if you know watta i mean

then you do like so

then you give 'em the ol applesauce

don't say i never did nothin for y-

WHAT DA

DAMMIT YOUS WAS FOLLOWED!

SHIT ITS THE BIG MAN!

RUN FER IT, HE'S THE MEANIST SONAVA BITCH THIS SIDE OF-

oh, wait. He just wants yous to buy his official cable if yous gonna do all dis? Big Man just wants to get paid? Fella yous got some weird priorities

[hoikirb]

reblogging for dealer tone, the tip for gettin hands on the dirty lil secretd of your tomodachi life island is a bonus.

[reliableslimegal]

Slime tits are perfect for parties. Fill ‘em with your favorite drink and watch the crowd slowly morph into begging to drink from the goo girl.

[steliesquares]

like that art you made of you pouring milk into your slime boobs :3 @hoikirb THE STRAW!!!

[hoikirb]

... i will never outlive the straw will i?

[hoikirb]

i'm so tiiiireeed of AI doing everyone's jobs! y know what FUCK IT!! i'm using this *kind* of ai instead! >:3

https://youraislopbores.me/

[nderham]

creation that was made in gartic phone

[hoikirb]

art is real, shit like this appear only when you don’t want them to. this birb saw my eyes and said:

"Birb noise"

and dragged itself away. beautiful.

(... fuck! I already reblogged this!)

[hoikirb]

for my friends in depth of struggle, unable to move or act. don't give up, as I wont give up on you, nor will anyone who trully know you.

[hoikirb]

I do not wish even to my worst enemies, to be horny when they just got out of the hospital and have a bunch of wires in them. Truly.

[obscuretobyfox]

[hoikirb]

Qen. We are so FUCKED. We are gonna implode ourselves to smitherines if it continues like that.

[pavizi]

did you know that the new terraria update added collar items that change your character's sfx

[hoikirb]

I like your art :)

(Also saw your a relatively new user) I like to check to see if some people are new users so I can warn them about scammers in case they didn’t know about the whole “do you take commissions, dm me” scam, and also the one about someone messaging a user about “accidentally reporting” their account and trying to get info from them or contact via discord

awwwww! thank you very much bud! that means a lot, truly ♥ but yeah i know about those kinds of scams don't worry, been on the internet for a good amount of time, and also learned about internet safety very early in my childhood. now yeah, for those seeing this post who are doing art and commissions stuff... be aware of scammers like that! thanks danglemangle!

[hoikirb]

maybe... just maybe... a bit of light can go a long way.