Won’t You Please Be My Neighbor?

Ollie. 27. he/they in the way you'd talk about your teddy bear. Overly excited about animals. My heart feels like pop rocks. Professional cryptid. I used to be your friendly neighborhood ask blog.

[kurofae]

YES it’s 2020 and i just listened to wtnv for the first time

YES this is canon

YES i am putting it on your dash to try to convince you to catch up because wtnv is as good as you thought it was when you were 13

[lilbeanz-wibblywobbly]

Doctor Who - Series 10 Episode ???: The Oswald Anomaly

The Whouffaldi WandaVision au that nobody asked for but exists now anyway!

Idk what or why this is exactly...I would love to write this as a fic, too...but idk how interested anyone would be in that XD

[cherryfull]

I have big feelings abt this silly blorbo family

[cherryfull]

Dont worry guys she didnt forget abt them

[cherryfull]

PERI the PERI the PERRY the platypus!? (It’s a perries-only PJ party 💤)

[transatlanticalien]

They should be annoying about movies forever 💖

[isqbelevans]

i wonder what their love language is…

[lesbiancosmicowl]

they're obsessed with their step-daughter, their niece wants them dead, their new best friend died on camera, their nana left them alone for four days as a child, they made out with a puppet, their ex-husband cheated on them, they're obsessed with their step-daughter, they're a control freak, they want to throw their step-daughter in the ocean, they dreamt of being a network reporter as a child, they're obsessed with their step-daughter, they have a website award, there's an alien living in their guest house, their ex-husband took their last name, they're obsessed with their step-daughter, they didn't get their dream job at msnbc, they have a twin sister but they're estranged, they have two brothers but they're estranged, they have recurring nightmares about drowning and/or suffocating, their step-daughter wants them dead, they're a bird, they're obsessed with their step-daughter, they adopted a demon child, they came back to a job they hate, they denied medical care to a frozen man, they're obsessed with their step-daughter, they hate their PA's, they're divorced, they're desperate to find the meaning of life, they're an empty miserable husk. and they're in love with their step-daughter.

[legalizeecstasy]

Do NOT ask Helena Eagan what she had to sacrifice to kier for her twelfth birthday

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[tulpamom]

Eridian kisses is when you put your carapace against your mates and you purr or hum :)

[deervsheadlights]

they are so annoying <3

part 1

[faeri-sami]

Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[m0nomercy]

we all have a story to tell

i could not pick my favourite guests at all so I just did the whole of season 1 lmfao

[zestoflemon]

whoa who said that

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo