take me home || holdsea
chelsea: i'm nooooooooot
chelsea: you love me
chelsea: it is. it is.
holden: its aight, id be jealous too
holden: im a hot commodity
holden: i do
holden: so dont be fucking with meeee
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@holden-lancaster
take me home || holdsea
chelsea: i'm nooooooooot
chelsea: you love me
chelsea: it is. it is.
holden: its aight, id be jealous too
holden: im a hot commodity
holden: i do
holden: so dont be fucking with meeee
take me home || holdsea
chelsea: ...nooooo i'm not.
chelsea: i can B)
chelsea: you could but you playin'
holden: whatever you sayyyyyyyyy
holden: i hate you
holden: i am not playing anything
holden: this is a serious subject
take me home || holdsea
chelsea: but i need you and cuddles
chelsea: i'm sick remember
chelsea: and cassie freaks when you're not home
chelsea: i'm not even kidding.
holden: jealous, chels? ;D
holden: no you can't pull the cass card
holden: i s2g the cass card is the #1 reason i don't get laid enough
take me home || holdsea
chelsea: would i ever lie?
chelsea: isn't that a song?
chelsea: thug's number? don't bring him here. i have child.
holden: yes
holden: that was the point oh my gOD chels
holden: no worries, i have no problem spending some quality time at this guy's place
holden: if he has a place, he's kinda got that scraggly look
holden: park bench works too
bxyfduxuxseyte
chelsea: no i'm not
chelsea: ily andm ur swaggie
chelsea: fall out bird *-* i love that shit
chelsea: we are so hot
chelsea: they don't. they ignore us, bae
holden: true shit
holden: it's okay, i got u babe
holden: update: also got thugs number holla
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: berddz
chelsea: did the thug try to take ur phone
chelsea: i think we both are crazy
chelsea: but it looks hella hot on u
holden: are you hatin on my swag
holden: nah he's got his own
holden: he's playing fall out bird
holden: it's pretty scary tbh
holden: we're so hot it hurts
holden: how does this town deal with us
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: go big and go to the beach
chelsea: they're why i'm an alcoholic
chelsea: but i'm not one jesus fuck
chelsea: i am crazed aren't i
holden: the number of times we've gotten drunk this week may outnumber the number of days there have berddz-----554$45t/5555$|~=
holden: im not drunk now I promise
holden: just a little
holden: at least its cute on you
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: yes. we need holdsea food.
chelsea: how about vodka, whiskey, and get me some vegetarian shit.
chelsea: and get what u want too
chelsea: i'll become batman and avenge ur death
chelsea: no worries bau
holden: vodka AND whiskey
holden: go big or go home
holden: i hope the child people dont realize we're alcoholics #oops
holden: perks of having a crazy roommate
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: beautiful
chelsea: hey, get some cass food.
chelsea: well that too. get cat food tho as well.
holden: almost as beautiful as me
holden: will do. should i also pick up some holdsea food?
holden: or to be more realistic, what kind of holdsea food do we want?
holden: also there's a thug next to me
holden: so if i don't come home
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Carbon Helium Lithium Sulfur
Uh, could you like, maybe use actual letters?
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: let's name her after our goddesses
chelsea: ellen or taylor
holden: ellen taylor
holden: ellen taylor leecaster
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: ew
chelsea: let's rename her
holden: but what
holden: kendrick was the height of my naming career and now idek where to begin
holden: what about macklemore
holden: or niall
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: call them
chelsea: poOR BABY AW
holden: basically
holden: her name is myrtle tho like
THE OUTSIDE
Name: Holden Lancaster, but you can call me anytime.
Eye Color: Blue, like little ponds of beauty.
Hair Style/Color: Blonde and fabulous.
Height: Roughly six feet.
Clothing Style: I just really, really hate shirts. And, well, pants.
Best Physical Feature: Everything. Come on now.
THE INSIDE
Your Fears: Hurting people. Losing people. People giving up on me.
Your Guilty Pleasure: Pretty Little Liars. Whoops.
Your Biggest Pet Peeve: The fucking thirteen-year-old girls who think they're being cute and flirty by thrashing around in the water and shrieking. Next time it happens, I'm literally gonna haul someone's ass out of the water and let the guys laugh at how fucking stupid they are.
Your Ambition for the Future: A job I love, a person I love, a kid or four, lots of animals. So basically what I have now except more marriage and less vodka. (Okay, maybe not less vodka.)
THOUGHTS
Your First Thoughts Waking Up: Uh, how much I fucking hate waking up, generally.
What You Think About the Most: Gettin' #turnt. And also, you know, more important things sometimes.
What You Think About Before Bed: Literally nothing. There is nothing going through my head if I'm that close to sleeping except how happy I am that I'm close to sleeping.
You Think Your Best Quality Is: Every quality I have ever possessed.
WHAT’S BETTER?
Single or Group Dates: Single. For reasons.
To be Loved or Respected: Loved, obviously. If people respected me, I wouldn't suck nearly enough dick for my liking.
Beauty or Brains: Both. Both is good.
Dogs or Cats: Cats. Dogs are just... ugh.
DO YOU?
Lie: Nah.
Believe in Yourself: Obviously.
Believe in Love: Of course.
Want Someone: This could mean so many different things...
EVER?
Been on Stage: I was sort of in theatre way back when, but that's just between you and me.
Done Drugs: Ahahaha. Haha. Ha.
Changed Who You Were to Fit In: Nope. Why would I want to fit in when I could be perfect instead?
FAVORITES
Favorite Color: Hot pink. Duh.
Favorite Animal: Hamster.
Favorite Movie: I'm not a movie person. They require too much of an attention span and I guarantee I will end up asleep or doing unspeakable things in the back row.
Favorite Game: Monopoly. Chels is cute when she wins.
AGE
Day Your Next Birthday Will Be: May 13th.
How Old Will You Be: 21. Hollaaaa.
Age You Lost Your Virginity: 17.
Does Age Matter: Depends on the ages.
IN A BOY OR GIRL
Best Personality: I don't know, someone who can handle their liquor but still be a decent human being.
Best Eye Color: Brown or hazel.
Best Hair Color: Anything dark. Black, brown, auburn.
Best thing to do With a Partner: Well.
FINISH THE SENTENCE
I love: A lot of things. My brother, Chels and Cass, frozen pizza, alcoholic beverages.
I feel: A separation coming on. Wait, those were Demi Lovato lyrics. I'm thoroughly not embarrassed.
I hide: There is no way to finish this sentence without sounding terribly emo.
I miss: My dad.
I wish: I wasnt too lazy to go grocery shopping right now 'cause I'm hella hungry.
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: open door plz
chelsea: i missed you too :(((((((
chelsea: hell ;) yes ;) mother ;) fucker ;)
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holden: i just saw a found cat sign and like i def think it's ours if you catch what i'm drifting
holden: also it has no front legs
take me home >> holdsea
chelsea: but i don't wanna wait :(
chelsea: then fuq u
chelsea: hell yeah
holden: then get your ass home like forreal how long does chinese take omg
holden: i miss you :((((((
holden: fuq me, huh? ;)