there's a radiant darkness upon us.

I was once told I looked like a goth Lana del Rey.

[solvatochrome]

every day i wish the tumblr sugar daddies were real

[solvatochrome]

yea actually i WOULD like a weekly allowance for being so cute and hot and funny online. i deserve it.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Did you guys see this? That’s so fucking funny

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

Come in and know me better, man!

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) dir Brian Henson

[kwistowee]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992)

[vinestonegolem]

Not if I take a nap

[jay-auris]

The problem: you are Michael Bublé, it is 2011 and you would like to make a Christmas album. Your producers want you to sing the classic Christmas song "Santa, Baby," but if you sing it as intended, it's gonna come off as, like, super gay

The proposed solution: you will rewrite the lyrics to the song to imply a platonic friendship between yourself and the man in red, making Santa a real bro who's gonna help you get laid by some hunnies, with cool, masculine gifts like a steel blue convertible, a yacht and tickets to a Canadian hockey game

The reality: the combination of the eroticism of your voice and the inherently sexual vibes of the song means you create a story about a closeted gay guy desperately repressing his desire to - as the kids say - fuck that old man, no homo'ing your way through asking him to trim your tree, promising you'll be such a good boy if he treats you well, and begging him to slide down your chimney

[questionableyeball]

arguably the funniest genius annotation ever

[mikkeneko]

[the-verification]

Verified ✔️

[chocolate1elise]

[firstfullmoon]

i keep thinking of this

[segamascott]

[doubleabatteriez]

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[tsuntsunfangirl]

@holdingtorches didn't you send this to me

[holdingtorches]

Anything Hiddles related, I send you asap 🥰

[tsuntsunfangirl]

Can’t you send me Genshin stuff instead? Like Durin, Columbina, PRIMOGEMS?!!!

[holdingtorches]

I can send you love and deepspace stuff 😘

[doubleabatteriez]

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[tsuntsunfangirl]

@holdingtorches didn't you send this to me

[holdingtorches]

Anything Hiddles related, I send you asap 🥰

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[cloudiegifs]

Hana Kimi SP (2008)

[digitalmyyth]

pinterest simulator

[hiddleston-daily]

Captain America team in Avengers: Doomsday

[holdingtorches]

HA

@tsuntsunfangirl

[tsuntsunfangirl]

@holdingtorches baket

[holdingtorches]

So Loki is coming back??

[hiddleston-daily]

Captain America team in Avengers: Doomsday

[holdingtorches]

HA

@tsuntsunfangirl

[batavias]

I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I'm out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say "pear baby" in texts and she immediately goes "I love pear baby". we've replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]