my bad bro

she/her. 28. bro idk I'm just horny

[holdthisforme]

since I've gotten more followers recently I figured I should probably make a pinned post??

she/her pronouns

certified dumbass bisexual switch

this is a side blog for my sfw account @night-of-the-living-shrug-emoji so likes and follows will come from there.

this started as a way for me to keep track of the nsft posts/art/memes I've sent in my discord server, but now it's morphed into an outlet of sorts.

messages and asks are welcome just don't be an asshole or I will roast you within a quarter inch of your life.

I don't make my own posts all the time but they're under #holdthisforme

[chilewithcarnage]

when the treat you treated yourself to is mid

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[iwillmissourtalks]

truly anything can be good if you do enough textual analysis

[iwillmissourtalks]

fandom at its core is about asking the age old question “what if they were doing that shit on purpose” and then they weren’t

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[blasphfemmeous]

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

[dominants-dominion-v2]

Reblog if you love boobs and hate ICE

[holdthisforme]

hey, op of the post you reblogged last, bittsandpieces, is nonbinary, not a lady! i only mention it bc theyve been pretty vocal about feeling kinda sad when they see people misgendering them in their notes, even when its complimentary

oh shit my bad. I hope I can find the post this is referring to so I can fix the tags 😭

[mewnbuns]

all he has to do is put his hand on my thigh and suddenly i need his fingers inside of me, all the way down to the knuckle actually

[shaebygirl]

I wanna have good sex in 2026 with someone who adores me

[spitblossoms]

[hypnosc]

Talking someone through it while fingering them is a lost art form. Need to bring it back.

[empty-sigh]

sexting but it’s just us sharing songs we would fuck to

[kissmycunny]

deep down you're just a needy little thing who deserves a crying orgasm

[bittsandpieces]

🕊️🖤

[whiskey-bent]

[sin-aestheticx]

if you flirt with me i will start imagining how your fingers would feel in my mouth