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Kanaya Maryam · 10 · Rainbow Drinker I Am Available For Questioning At Almost Any Hour So Please Feel Free To Utilize And Occupy My Free Time

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Youre Still A Wonderful Troll

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i did it folks

i did what was originally thought impossible

i created

croc gloves

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This Would Probably Be A Successful Jab If I Couldnt Stop Thinking Of How Impratical The Croc Design Would Be As Gloves

People Like Them For Comfort And Ease Whereas Gloves Require Donning An Extra Layer

This Takes Away The Desired Speedy Access Appeal Of Crocs

Simultaneously They Wouldnt Function Well As Gloves Because Croc Designs Are Covered In Open Holes

This Means Things Would Be Able To Get Inside The Rubber And Be Against Your Skin

Essentially Meaning Nobody Would Wear Those But You In An Attempt To Troll

I Believe I Will Dub This One Myth Busted

[holeymother]

Shes Gotten So Much Larger Already I Wonder How Many Eggs Shell Lay

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Has anyone ever thought about wearing something inhumanely ugly just to see how a Maryam would react?

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You Forget Gamzees Godtier Exists

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Im Laying Next To The Mother Grub Its Ten Degrees Centigrade

I Am Cold But Too Tired To Get Up And Get A Blanket

What If I Just Took A Nap Next To Her

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Here, we can observe a cluster of Fashionista Maryams in their natural habitat, questioning the aesthetic practicality of a howler monkey dress.

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Im Hard Pressed To Accept Your Description Because We Maryams Are Nowhere Near In Our Natural Habitat

If They Are Anything Like Myself And It Is Easy To Assume They Are They Will Also Suffer Great Ineptitudes When Faced With Husktops And That Extends To The Navigation Of Blogging Platforms

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The Moral Of The Story Is I Unfollowed That Blog

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H4V3 YOU GOT 4 PROBL3M W1TH R3D GL4SS3S

I Do When Its Red Glasses Being Used To Draw Color Into A Design That Lacks Warm Colors

Its Clearly A Visual Focal Point As Soon As You Stop Staring At The Creatures Teeth And It Draws Away From The Ensemble Which Come To Think Of It Might Actually Be A Good Thing In This Particular Artistic Disaster

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Look At That Picture And Take A Shot For Every Single Fashion Injustice You Can See

Lets Not Even Start On The Shoes

[holeymother]

If I Drank I Would

I Could Use One Rose Always Fell Alseep After Awhile And Honestly At This Point I Should Probably Try

Its 1:30 In The Morning

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No Its Okay Im Laughing Too Just

It Was A Visceral Reaction Of What The Fuck NO 

Human Jesus Fucking Christ

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Likewise It Took Me Until Now To Even Realize The Accessories And

I Just Want To Know Who Made That Dress Now So I Can See If This Is Their Usual Style

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Its Brown Leather Cheetah Print

Brown Leather Cheetah Print With A Howler Monkey Dress

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The Worst Part Isnt Even The Dress

Take A Moment To Drink In The Awful Red Sunglasses

The Shoes That Appear To Not Be Worn With Socks Or Stockings

And Then The Brown Bag

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In Which I Upset Fellow Maryams While Simultaneously Laughing Uproariously From Sleep Deprivation

Someone Tagged It What If The Mouth Was On Her Crotch And I Just

I Cant Handle This

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This Dress Is On A Fashion Blog I Follow Please Help I Am Too Tired For This I Cannot Stop Laughing

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What The Fuck Is This

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Ill Tell You What It Isnt: Something That Should Be Worn In Public

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This Dress Is On A Fashion Blog I Follow Please Help I Am Too Tired For This I Cannot Stop Laughing

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Montana Cox photographed by Max Doyle for Vogue Australia (July 2012).

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Hi I’m Audio it’s nice to meet you!!! <3

 #Gosh also you're pretty. #/)u(\

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Ah

Thank You For The Compliment Audio

I Am Kanaya