Harvey Wilder

harvey wilder (34) the nightmare before christmas

[lizzydobbs]

🍕 which muse is a terrible cook

So many!!!!!! There’s a lot of them who haven’t ever even tried cooking at all???? And just kinda think food just appears for them??? Like Rowlin Stafford, Leck Quasar, Henrietta Allen, Ward Eastwood, Chase Hawthorne, Max Monroe, Renfry Moran, Cornelius Pembrooke, Lennox Stanford, and Harvey Wilder would all cook terrible meals (if they could be bothered to even try … which I don’t think any of them would be. Except maybe Ward when he’s trying to impress the ladies, but lbr he def thinks that having a five star chef cook a private meal for them is more impressive so …) 

I know that Roran DeGrey and Kara Larsson have both tried cooking and failed terribly (but they both keep trying ~*~thumbs up emoji~*~) 

And then there’s Greg Walker who is definitely super bad at cooking and knows it. So he just makes cereal and heats up frozen burritos to survive. 

[disco-child]

i’m crushing so hard on this man 

[holidayysharvey]

The Worst Time of the Year | Harvey & Eliza

"I hate the holidays," Harvey muttered under his breath as he sipped on some spiked red punch. 

When he was a child, the holidays were the few weeks in the year that he'd be home with his parents when his father was alive, and they were even worse than when he was away at school. His father would look down on him, with his wild judgements that Harvey was mentally unbalanced. 

Joke's on you, father, Harvey thought to himself, with a smile, You always thought I would run myself right into the ground, but that's just where you are now. 

Harvey looked around him at the crowd of strangers. He had followed Serena back here and had heard in town that she was staying with the Tates (unfortunate, but he was still confident) and that the family was attending this community holiday dinner. 

He didn't know any of the Tates, other than Andrew, and he couldn't tell if they had even arrived. He never paid much attention to details of Andrew's personal life, but he seemed to remember that he was many of 

He turned to the person closest to him, "Tell me, do you happen to know that Tate family?" He asked. His voice was pleasant enough now -- he could appear such if he tried. 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Gen & Harvey

[holidayysgenevieve]

Omg, I am so in love with the total assholery of Harvey rn. I cannot wait. Esp if he starts screaming at her, bc Gen just will not be having this Five screaming in her face. Probably will just stand there with a bored look before starting to pull up twitter or texting someone until he pauses for breath, where she'll be like "u done now? Bc I've been done for ten minutes." And walk away. Lol.

And okay, gotcha. I think Gen might not totes be against him until he totally freaks. Just might be unsure about him, trying to give him benefit of the doubt, but also knowing he's the dick that helped screw up her brother's life, so he's an enemy. ;DD

AHAHAHA. Omg, Gen being the least phased with him being angry at her. #redhairdontcare probably just laughs loudly and shows him the number of faves/retweets on the creepster tweet. Like: "everyone now knows ur the creepiest creep. Deal with it."

[holidayysharvey]

HAHAH Harvey wil def yell v loudly at her. yeLLING at ppl loudly is his thing when he's not getting what he wants (so basically what he does 24/7 b/c i feel like it's pretty hard to continuously please Harvey even if you want to ?? -- not sure who would want to please him at all, ever, but okay)

anD Yeah, that totally makes sense. I feel like that's where most ppl are with him and then like 10 minutes later it's like HELL NO GET AWAY FROM ME WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

Also, OMG THAT CREEPSTER TWEET IS LIKE THE BEST THING EVER OMGGG. Harvey will def be throwing a temper tantrum and probs says how he knows the guy who owns twitter (if he even does, he def isn't his friend, but harvey thinks he is b/c harvey is def delusional) and how he is going to personally report her and get her twitter disabled forever but continue to stomp around a lot b/c he's an actual spoiled 5 year old. 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Lucy & Harvey

[holidayyslucy]

THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL TOTALLY MAKE MY LIFE. Because Lucy will probably start diagnosing him the second she sees him (because wow is he real this is too good to be true) and then be super upset when he doesn’t take her advice because she is never wrong and how could you not agree with her spot on diagnosis isn’t this what you’re paying her for?!?!

… Lucy basically sees everyone as her patient even though they’re not. She doesn’t leave the office all that much. And when she does she goes to Africa. Thank goodness they don’t speak her language.

[holidayysharvey]

HAHA, LUCY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT SHE'S GETTING INTO. Take a second to imagine 7-year-old Harvey being forced to go when he was a kid (cue him screaming and stomping his foot I’M NOT CRAZY! ~rips off the heads of baby animals~) Also, Harvey is def a whole different level of crazy and probs beyond the point of being helped by anyone so … good luck, Lucy?? ;DD 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Camilla & Harvey

[holidayyscamilla]

Oh, yeah, you NEVER have to wonder about Camilla’s opinions. She actually kinda enjoys spreading them around bc I’m pr sure she’s an actual sociopath. So like she ~wants~ to see everyone snap - except Mark, Mark is her treasure (and I feel like that’s it’s own little calamity bc Camilla is an actual problem in society hahaha). I’m pr sure Camilla has literally never seen a functional relationship and delights in knocking the legs out from under anything that seems too steady. And she’s great at sniffing out problems and loudly announcing things ppl are anxious to cover up *a cheer goes up from the crowd*

Soooo I feel like that’ll pair w/ remarkable fireworks w/ Harvey doing the creep. Bc yes she’ll be like “you’re actually insane” plus I think despite everything she really does love Mark so she doesn’t appreciate Harvey butting in and she’ll be completely disdainful and rude and pointedly undermining. And basically if Harvey snapped and killed everyone no one would really blame him if he took Camilla out first.

[holidayysharvey]

hahah, none of that will sit at ALL well with Harvey. Like, I feel like everyone else at least ~tries to be nice/civil with him at first and things go okay for awhile but Camilla is just straight out ~no.

aLSO, if she ever tells him he's actually insane HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE THAT AT ALL OMFG. Like, his dad definitely saw that his kid had serious issues and tried to get him help and nothing helped (I feel like he died before harvey's treatments went that far. ~ Did Harvey have something to do with this you ask? A: Not saying) and basically he is V sensitive to this and honestly that's like the worst thing you can do. So Camilla is probs at the top of Harvey's extremely long and detailed hit list?!?? 

HAHAHAH, omg this RP probs actually ends with Harvey killing everyone and legit bathing in their blood like 

Not even sure if I'm kidding???! ;D

[holidayyseliza-blog]

OOC:: Harvey and Eliza

I don’t know why or for what reason but I would love if Eliza’s very first encounter with Harvey she could accidentally punch him. And then she’d feel terrible about it because she is such a sweet and kind person. Oh it’s Genevieve by the way *waves*

[holidayysharvey]

hiiiiiii, genevieve!! it's been foreverrrrr. how are you??!? 

HAHAHAH, he probs deserves it lbr. I feel like everyone who meets him wants to punch him in the face (and for good reason, he doesn't have many redeeming qualities lol). Anyway, he would not take kindly to that and she'd probs be on his hate list forever b/c he's not a very forgiving person. 

[holidayyscharlie]

ooc || Harvey & Charlie

Oh my goodness. What should we even do with these two? I feel like Harvey is literally the cherry on top of the “these people are nuts” sundae. And he’s not even a Tate?? Or, like, an invited guest. But maybe Harvey doesn’t know who’s who in the Tate clan and he starts buddying up to all the wrong people trying to get to Serena? Would that even work?

[holidayysharvey]

OMG THAT'S ACTUALLY A GREAT IDEA. I'm not even sure that Charlie would know who Harvey is, either, if they met when Harvey like first shows up and no one knows he's there yet (and if he does, he probably doesn't know about the CrAZY) But, either way, I can DEF see Harvey buddying up with everyone b/c he wants Serena back and wants to remind her of the ~fine young man he is and he probs def thinks that Charlie is a more important family member than he actually is, but he also wants to maintain his image. Still, he might let his crazy show if Charlie does something to upset him?? wHICh isn't hard, tbh .... 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Harvey & Serena

[holidayysserena]

… The sound I just made wasn’t even human and oh my goodness CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. That was the actual best and Serena is probably already going askdjfkljdsfsf HOW DID I EVER SLEEP WITH THIS CREEP WHAT WAS I THINKING and just kicking herself in general for ever getting involved with Harvey in the first place.

But at the same time it was a rush and it’s still a rush and wow Serena is a hot mess who doesn’t really know what she wants??

[holidayysharvey]

Haha, yeah -- I also feel like Harvey can def be charming when he wants to be. And I think he saw Serena as a chess piece and was interested to see if he could (not that he ever thought he couldn't tbh) take her away from her husband. And I htink he really enjoyed the sneaking around part for awhile but then he got bored and I think that he might have even done something so that Drew would walk in on them. Because I think he was at the point where he wanted people to know what he had done to make it interesting again, haha. 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Harvey & Serena

(actual footage of harvey's behavior towards serena and all women everywhere)

[emmawaatson-blog1]

Finn Wittrock as Dandy Mott in Blood Bath.

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Gen & Harvey

[holidayysgenevieve]

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

this is gonna be riDICULOUS. <3

Mostly because Gen is… just not gonna deal with him? Haha. Because she’s so like: “omg, who are you and why are you talking to me? you’re not even a six. I am a TEN, excuse u sir. Also you’re hella creeping everyone out. Can I kick someone out of my mother’s house? bc I feel like I should for everyone’s safety.”

Though at the same time I know she’d like being flirted with? So it depends on Harvey’s approach, I guess. Bc if he’s ~too creepy right off the bat, Gen’ll probs just be like: “……i’m gonna go get my totally NOT fake fiance now. #deuces #totalcreepsteralert.” And then go run away and hide behind Charlie. lol.

Probs send out tweets/instagrams about Harvey like: “LADIES, WATCH OUT FOR THIS DUDE. TOTES CREEPIN’ ON ERRYBODY UP IN HERE. #REDALERT”

[holidayysharvey]

I feel like he keeps getting kicked out of ppl's houses and then just keeps showing up again. He's a legit human cockroach tbh. Also he will NOT appreciate her calling him lower than a six. He will basically stare at her and blink and then go on to hotly list all of his perfections and probs start yelling. 

HAHA, iDK I feel like he's def okay to start with. Like when things are going his way, he's not too horrible but just the slightly little thing can set him off and I guess it really depends on his mood at that exact time. He's v unpredictable so yeahhhh ... but it's just a matter of time before he starts getting very creepy tho haha. 

OMG HE WILL HATE IF HE EVER FINDS OUT THAT SHE'S ON TWITTER/INSTA SAYING HE'S A CREEP OMG. I mean, he will def use that as an excuse as to why chicks aren't be responsive to his advances, but wow he will def like hate her after that (I feel like he ultimately ends up hating everyone tho, b/c he only likes someone as long as they consistently do what he wants haha) 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Camilla & Harvey

IDEK ABOUT THESE TWO OMG??? Like, I feel like he'd start flirting with her when he first meets her but I feel like she's going to be very clear about what she thinks about him and he will not like that and probs have a temper tantrum and then threatening her and wow this guy is such a winner why does serena want to leave him ??? 

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Lucy & Harvey

THIS RELATIONSHIP WILL END ME. Also, I was thinking that Harvey's father probs made him go to therapy when he was a kid and he HATED it and as soon as he hears that Lucy is a therapist, he's gonna hate her and basically is v offended when anyone suggests he needs mental health, b/c obviously when you look in the dictionary under well-balanced you get a picture of Harvey's face. 

[isolemnly-chastain-swear-bye-de]

[holidayysharvey]

outfit appreciation - Dandy Mott (requested by mermaidsandindians)

[holidayysharvey]

ooc | Gen & Harvey

disclaimer: i wanna just wanna apologize in advance for everything that harvey says/does. Like he's actually already shaping up to be the creepiest guy I've ever played and I feel like that's saying something 

Okay, so while priority #1 here is def to get Serena back, I feel like he's basically going to be flirting with all the girls and just expecting them to fall at his feet. And when they don't, he probs gets upset b/c clearly there's something wrong with them not him when they don't respond positively to his advances. And I think he will def try to flirt with Gen b/c she's gorgeous and he thinks she's engaged and I think he gets a special pleasure from stealing girls away from their men. I feel like he is gonna manage to ruin SO MUCH holiday fun by creeping around when he's uninvited. aND basically hi, this is harvey: the nightmare before christmas 

[homefortheholidayys]

Harvey Wilder - 34 - Finn Wittrock - taken by lizzy (relationships): Andrew (employee), Serena (affair)

is kind of the world’s biggest creep

thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips

and literally every woman will want him

even the wives of his employees

so when he met Serena and saw how happy she was with Andrew

he basically made it his mission to break them up

it was easier than he thought it would be

and they started an affair

but now Andrew found out about it

and Serena wants to break things off and go back to Andrew

and Finn doesn’t really love her but he wants the job done

so he’s followed her to Alaska to make sure she doesn’t get back with her husband

even though it really shouldn’t matter since Andrew probably won’t be working for him much longer

and Harvey is getting bored with Serena anyway

she was just his next conquest

and now that that’s done, he should probably start looking around for someone else