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OSMUND PRIEST shitposting + other chaotic level stuffs. I am, the epitome of, trash. QUEER

[nova-pipping]

Thoughts of the perpetually single #2

I am

a single woman with a D20 in hand

Looking for

a fellow half-elf wizard adventurer at the local tavern

Ready to

read books and kick ass

[holisticmrpriest]

Okay but why do I randomly get in sync with people I like? - open Snapchat, read ‘message opened 3s ago’ (message sent half an hour ago); open Instagram, open story ‘20s’; open Twitter, read tweet ‘1m’.

Wish the universe would stop making me look weird because I happen to be available to talk etc at the exact same time as them...

[holisticmrpriest]

Being on Hannibal TikTok whilst being unable to actually watch Hannibal feels homophobic smh.

Oh and whilst we’re on the subject, the fact that I eyeballed Mads Mikkelson from across the room at a Comicon once (because I told myself to acknowledge his presence in case I would come to regret it in the future) despite not being into Hannibal at the time, also feels homophobic.

[holisticmrpriest]

But the question is, do I add ‘if you happen to be David Tennant, we’re married now, no further questions’ to my Tinder bio?

[holisticmrpriest]

We all know I’m trash let’s not muck about.

I find David Tennant too attractive to be able to perceive the character of Kilgrave in an ethically sound way.

[holisticmrpriest]

[holisticmrpriest]

We all know I’m trash let’s not muck about.

I find David Tennant too attractive to be able to perceive the character of Kilgrave in an ethically sound way.

[imagines-by-loki-and-kylo]

A good villain makes you question your morals

[holisticmrpriest]

Personal thoughts #4

I realised we had a chance, after I had moved on. Those feelings *were* the most painful of all.

[holisticmrpriest]

Personal thoughts #3

I came to love her as a friend. That was the most wonderful part of it all.

[holisticmrpriest]

Personal thoughts #2

At first I did not love her, but loved the idea of loving her. Those feelings were perhaps the most painful.

[holisticmrpriest]

Personal thoughts #1

I got so caught up in *him* for a while, remembering *her* is like being punched in the stomach...

[holisticmrpriest]

I have faced a severely biphobic dispute recently in my personal life.

It’s been rather soul-sucking, but at the same time it’s jabbed at a self-doubtful part of me and reminded me that I am valid, and my bi friends are valid. I will not be extinguished by bigotry.

However, the shallower part of my conscience which allows the interior struggle of bisexuality to fester, has been subdued by my falling for yet another (*insert sardonic eye roll here*) woman who will undoubtedly break my heart.

Internalised biphobia pricks at the mind, a perpetual sway between the relief of self-acceptance and the terror of false-identification. As I tend to my male infatuations, I am smothered by the question of heterosexuality. With each female romance, I am soothed by the authenticity of my queerness.

It is a false state of mind, one which, within a better society, might not exist.

My struggle is not the worst. My heart screams for the black queer men and women, for transgender people who face the erasure of their very existence.

My anguish is simple, therefore, but agonising: I wish the world were not this way. I wish we could all exist without the struggle that comes with our existence.

We will not be extinguished by bigotry.

[holisticmrpriest]

Oh btw I use this account now as a second Twitter where no one, except two of the only people I have ever allowed into this certain area of my mind who have Tumblr, knows me irl.

My Twitter is now wayyyyyyy too impersonal + I need to make a gOoD ImPreSsIOn on my new uni friends...

[holisticmrpriest]

I am just.. simping for Cary Elwes but bcs he was young a WHILE ago there is nothing on Netflix apart from Stranger Things to watch him in and his character in that is just 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[zwischendenstuehlen]

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

[bluelightseven-deactivated20140]

[allofthefeelings]

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

[neil-gaiman]

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

[notthebestomens]

I’ve seen this post 800 times and am only now realising that Neil Gaiman endorsed this post

[britishguyslover]

Watching Hannibal / Good Omens / Killing Eve:

[chemicaldefect221]

is the hannibal fandom still alive or nah?