[lev-myszkin]

my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[readmyquiet]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

[whats-simple-is-true]

[bella-goths-drug-dealer-deactiv]

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

That’s a weird looking fish

[duhdean]

omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with him 

[duhdean]

i have discovered her name is sarah and he “loves her so fucking much” and that “these words should not be leaving her mouth right now”

[duhdean]

this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles

[duhdean]

i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone

[duhdean]

now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something

[duhdean]

hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do

[duhdean]

i just yelled out the window “its okay dude dont worry you’ll find someone else” and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now …what have i done 

[duhdean]

HE JUST SCREAMED “HOW DO YOU KNOW?!” WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM

[duhdean]

OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH “because you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have you” I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA

[duhdean]

he seems satisfied with this reply

[duhdean]

i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now

[duhdean]

he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay

[duhdean]

goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be

[hollavivian]

Santa Monica

[tibets]

[bonerfart]

Normal person: hey check out that cool bird

Tumblr user: wow he smol! Smol birb! Protect this beautiful small child. Precious cinnamon roll birb. Love that blirb.

Normal person: what the fuck

[dexfiles]

[carudamon119]

[segadreamcatcher]

feed him

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

he is deciding

[5oil]

[video-hall-of-fame]

[awwww-cute]

[virginia-werewolf]

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

[kyungc]

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this is what im on the internet for

[lapt0pp]

guides to life

[glassvoices]

how to write a resume

how to protect your home against break-ins

effortlessly earn cash from polls online

reasons to take a foreign language

harsh truths

questions to ask in an interview

getting an apartment

list of jobs based on social interaction levels

long distance relationships: how to stay in contact

how to find a college

marriage

how to ask for a recommendation letter

how to choose a college major

what to do if your wallet is stolen/lost

budgeting

how to write a cover letter

how to handle a phone interview

how to get a copy of your birth certificate

first-time flying tips

how to ask a good question