Get Sleazy.

“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering." This one's mine.

[hollenbaz]

hollenbaz > bazzerina.

[hollenbaz]

Someone's whipped

[hollenbaz]

Kurt has you on that right of a leash that you can't talk about it...or is it you can't remember

[hollenbaz]

favorite position?

...I'm not allowed to talk about my sex life with anons.

[katie-inthecity]

TMI TUESDAY

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

I love you

….Fair point. Fine, I’ll give you the bill

[hollenbaz]

I love you more. And yes! Alright. Where are we staying?

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

No, last year I was with Blaine. Just after he cheated on me. And Sam had been killed, as far as we knew, two days earlier. The birthday before that, Blaine was in jail

But what if I want to do something for you?

[hollenbaz]

Yeah, so I have to make sure that this birthday is something really special for you. Which is why you should have known that I had a plan.

It's your birthday, babe. Mine's November 8th.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

My birthday hasn’t been spectacular the last two years, so I try not to assume plans anymore.

It’s not proper to tell someone the cost of something when it’s your treat.

[hollenbaz]

We weren't together last year this time. And don't I always treat you right?

Not fair. Come on. I want to do this for you.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

Well, not knowing you had made plans, I also booked us a room at a fancy nearby hotel. So do pack a bag, because we’re going there when we’re done with your surprise. Tonight may be an all nighter and I am completely okay with that

[hollenbaz]

What kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't make plans for you on your birthday?

And how much did you pay for that fancy nearby hotel, because I'm not letting you foot the bill for that.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

You’re telling me

Good. I’m really looking forward to spending this evening with you. Believe it or not, you haven’t told me. So I’m looking forward to the surprise.

[hollenbaz]

Well, it's going to be more than the evening. You don't need to pack, but don't expect to be home by curfew.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

Yes. She was really drunk and…I don’t know. I’m not defending her, but who knows if there’s even going to be a wedding anymore and everything’s going to hell and I almost relapsed last night, but I stopped myself.

[hollenbaz]

That's completely insane.

Well, wedding or not, I'm taking you somewhere for your birthday tonight. I... probably told you, but at least pretend it's a surprise.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

:Very, very private: There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

No. But you can’t tell anyone

Katie…made out with someone else. She cheated on Sam. He doesn’t know yet but I’m being very…adamant that he finds out before the wedding.

[hollenbaz]

...Wait, seriously?

Katie. Our Katie.

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

And we have a winner!

Thank god you’ll be there today. I’m not convinced I’ll still be same by the end of the night

[hollenbaz]

Everything okay?

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

You’ll have to guess.

[hollenbaz]

Is it my beautiful boyfriend?

[n-y-a-d-a-kurt-archive]

There may be a wedding later today, but let's talk about what's really important

A certain wedding planner is officially 20!

[hollenbaz]

Really? Who?

[myownsparkofdivinefire]

[hollenbaz]

I was still up for the sunrise.

[katie-inthecity]

I know I know…It’s just a small part of me worries that when it gets to the speak now or forever hold your peace part my dad will object.

[hollenbaz]

I'll punch him in the face if you want.