alien vulnerable

1997 || they/them butch || art blog: @hypnag0g || local horse appreciator has logged on

[teenjournalist]

The owner of a Pinky Pie themed dodge ball must report to the front desk to reclaim their My Little Pony paraphernalia from the lost and found

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[squeakitties]

steam big picture mode was designed to be clicked on by accident two or three times per year

[hollis-exe]

i made pjackk my second islander in tomodachi life and accidentally left his house at the edge of the world while reorganizing my island. I could move him back now but I wont bc i dont like him nor give a fuck

[pjackk]

bitch Boy U not even dieseil Ur unleaded at best U cant even get this premiuem pussy scum bag I hope u fall in a sewer

I dont have any energy at all to deal with the hate since im still suffering from extreamly badly sexual radiotivity directed to my head

[stringcage]

I go on Tumblr, I feel basic. I go out into the real world and people look at me like I fell out of a ufo

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[escuerzoresucitado]

[rhyme]

i think we should let the penguins decide on a flag for antarctica

[captain-price-returns]

[jessaerys]

not a lot going on in this horror movie where some college kids are stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if they stop driving except the realest behavior if you were stuck in an endless road forever with scary people coming out of the woods if you stop driving

[cryptotheism]

Why did I give the ancient spirit heron warrior access to my Amazon account

[stroebe2]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[messygoku]

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance