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Mamãe por que você dá comida pros passarinhos só de noite?
SOMEBODY ON TIKTOK JUST COMPARED LESTAT TO SKWISGAAR AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING IM GONNA THINK ABOUT NOW
I HEARDS YOUR HEARTS DANCINGS
the star trek trio meeting their miis
goes crazy
have you seen this yet?
dude woke up with no memory of who he is but he still managed to make 5 different Star Trek references and i really respect him for that
Happy Pride Month from my garden to yours 🌈
I know that things are kind of scary right now so I wanted to paint something nice really quickly
Whatever. *Apathetically does a backflip and throws three daggers diagonally down at different angles*
Equiping an armor tutorial
i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors
Honestly, they deserved so much more screen time.
The pervert lesbian is wearing a floral print bikini and has managed to awkwardly insert the saying "stop and smell the flowers" into your conversation 6 times in an hour
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
You know I tell people my immune system is really freakin good a lot of the time but I keep recalling all the questionable things Ive done like yeaaaaaa this must be built up tolerance or some shit and not innate if thats even possible idr i got 5 hours of sleep. Never forget when I forgot to wash cow blood off my hands before eating smth stupid like SIX DONUTS IN ONE SITTING and only questioning the umami of it when I hit donut number Last. Like finally paused n went Wait... Donut is not beefy! 🧐 and then detective dumbass spotted a clue : meat chunk on her fingernail
Addendum: 6 donuts is nothing to me and i encourage people to feast as they wish. The stupidity of it is that i only questioned it half a dozen in.
Didnt get sick at all btw just kinda moved on like Whelp
shout out to the time in like middle school where we were staying at a place overnight for a field trip and some classmate tried to "prank" me by giving me a box of cheezits and claimed it was a gift from my gf so i was like yeah whatev thanks and ate like half of them before he came up to me and was like. uhm. we sprayed that all with axe btw and i was like oh i thought they did taste a lil different
Lets all please share our awful awful food stories together. I need to hear them all. Adding another one of mine
When i worked down south i would be so fuckin hungry during my 9 hour shifts (usually like 6 of them a week averaged out)(i was "part time" so this is why i didnt feel bad doing it) i would just cut off chunks of raw steak and nibble on them and they tasted kinda like sushi but to the left
this weekend i ate some (what i assume was) woodear mushrooms i found in the woods and then washed it down with wine to really just say fuck your kidneys if smth goes wrong ig, pee turned orange, then the next day i ate the other half of the mushrooms without wine and pee was normal #scientist #experiment #chamicalreaction