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[pm] OH!
Hey! I've heard it works for some people. And you know, it's probably better than going on a slaying spree and tearing all the sleeves of your shirts just cause you couldn't run from the pain. I'm not saying I'm talking from experience, obvi. It happened to a friend, if you catch my drift. I'm rooting for ya to lock it all down if that's what gonna help, but also... You don't have to fake it with your friends, for what it's worth. Eve is amazing, and you guys made like a super cute couple once you got over the blonde on blonde of it so, whatever happened that drove that wedge between you two (not saying this to get a scoop or anything) (and not that I wouldn't like to hear about it, ofc). It's gotta be like, super significant.
Wait, you've tried that before? For funsies? Buddy, you never cease to impress me. That's so silly, if they knew that's basically a warm up for ya. Is your PT going okay?
[pm] 😭😭😭 Tearing off the sleeves of my shirts? What? Who did that? Was it Emi
Hold up, am I not amazing? Cause you say Eve is. Protects the worst people on Earth for a literal cornchip Eve. She's amazing. SHE
Guess she wasn't that amazing. The break up was not cute and the reasons were definitely significant. I'm going to assume she didn't say anything.
Running marathons? Yeah. Eve and I
I was on the track and field team in high school. I had to run slooooow so after school, I'd usually go for an actual run. I really like running, it's a bit harder with one arm but I'm progressing. Right? I was thinking about triathlons actually.
Trivia night. Call me for trivia night.
Oh huh, no. I still draw too. Granted it's mostly bones and artifacts, and with my non dominant hand now, but yeah. Not that it matters, you were always better than me at this.
You want me to call you? Fine, but only if you're cool with a dumb team name. It's a requirement if you're playing trivia with me.
I'm not better. The styles are just different. But the realism makes sense for you, since you're, you know, Indiana Jones or something. [...] How is the drawing going with the non-dominant hand?
You were not supposed to
That was a non offer. A noffer. Like an offer, but also, I'm kiddin?
Sure, I'm in my catch up with people era. I'll help you find a dumb team name. No one will be amused but us. It'll be great.
🤨You mean the grave robbing, unethical disaster of a man? Pass. But I know you meant well.
It's.... ... going. Not horrible, not good either.
Okay, smarty pants, whatever you say. If I ever need an answer for trivia, though, I'm calling you because you'd probably know it.
If I ever say no to that question, then the Maggie you know and tolerate is gone. So yeah, I am--- why, do you need art or something?
Trivia night. Call me for trivia night.
Oh huh, no. I still draw too. Granted it's mostly bones and artifacts, and with my non dominant hand now, but yeah. Not that it matters, you were always better than me at this.
No, because you are crazy and took like... every AP class you could, I'm pretty sure. Slowly turning your brain into an encyclopedia.
I've been working there since I graduated, yeah. Pay sucks but
I am not crazy ! I just..... value knowledge and self enrichment.
You're still drawing though, right?
[pm] And here I thought you were my one hunter ally in feeling his emotions :/ We gotta stay open buddy, despite the horrors. Sulking is totally appropriate for the situation. But for realsies, I defo hope you're being honest about that, cause that makes me super happy for ya. That you're finding other things to keep busy, that the sting of the split isn't as bad as it could be. You guys are not acting like a loving couple that suddenly So was it the Daiyu thing
[user reads the updates, finds them pretty normal for a person who was broken up with] Two whole marathons? That's super impressive! In record time, I bet!
[pm] Emotions are felt, and they hurt, so I'm shoving them aside. I probably shouldn't care, but you've seen what she shared the other day, about the bear attack ? [he means THIS] This isn't normal behavior. She told me about that day before [...] It was very hard for her to
It sucks that you can love someone in spite of the awful things they do.
Fake it til you make it is a good plan, I think.
A personal record, butshe runs faster than so that was nice. Only kept me busy for three hours though and my physical therapist was grumpy because I overworked myself, allegedly.
[...] Dude, do you ever take a break or are you, like, constantly on X Games levels of academia?
A break? What's that?
Did you ever see me take a break when we were in school together? Come on.
My dad said he saw you at Periwinkle's the other day. You work here now? I thought you wanted to be an artist?
[pm] Oh no are you so tired from vagueposting on your youtube channel? Go be publicly drunk about it.
[pm] I'm so tired Daiyu. I just want it to stop hurting
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[pm] Wahoooo! Samesies. Oh, I dunno how I do this either, bud. Probably just the flow state I reach keeps me from stealing everything for myself. I always eat a little before and bring snacks with me. Sometimes Regan makes me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich Which is very nice of her, considering it's too greedy of a sandwich Like why can't it be either or [user spares couple commentary in commiseration]
Well I didn't know But then Daiyu That's totally my assumption, my bad. Like, I've been a "don't wanna get out of bed wreck" before over this, maybe I just assume everyone's gonna be in their feelings like that. It would be fine to sulk at least.
LOL! There's no spreadsheet, I usually spread all my sheets in this beautiful thing called my brain, but HEY, we can make that happen. [user opens her doc app, it's empty, she didn't even know she had it on her phone. user proceeds to make a spreadsheet called "going through it 2026" she adds, "Lunch with Jade" to the fun distractions column. There's also a column for keeping count of the crying and a column called "Mistakes were made", she shares it with Henri]
[pm] Right. Well I don't sulk. I'm fine. I'm writing videos again, and progressed on my research, I'm teaching my classes. You know, the ol' routine. I'm good Jade. [the sky is bright blue today and it reminded him of Eve]
[he grimaces at the fact that the spreadsheet is a doc but takes a look anyway - he adds drank down a full bottle of whiskey, ran two marathons in a day and reread the Illiad but can't brings himself to add the bit about Kieran]
[pm] <3
[pm] Simple way to let me know that I won the argument, at least.
[pm] I don't have the energy for this. So congrats. See you at the 3 daggers, etc.
[pm] Tool
[pm] <3
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[pm] LOL, really?
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[pm] Fine, you want some fucking arguments?
It's weird to have your first response to someone sharing a fact of their past, perhaps even personal but said to completely own you, is to note it down in your notes and then announce that. Like, the first thing is weird, but using it as a flex? Prime anti social behavior. It's objectively fucking weird to keep files on people and no, it isn't fucking part of your job, you're a stupid YouTuber who makes money off embarrassing his ex and in fucking college, the state of my mother's aliveness has nothing to do with either of those. Keeping files on people is strange. Objectively. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you to think that's normal. It makes you sound like a stalker, which I guess you fucking are.
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Oh, yeah, that's fair. I guess if you've got a job where you gotta work outside, you might not be so stoked about the hotter temperatures. I'm lucky enough to work at the laptop mines, so I can work from the air-conditioned masses.
I'll definitely have to check out that spot. I'm in favor of the warmth, as we've said, but a little shade is perfect to take a nap after a great picnic. Sounds like a great spot for a date
Oooh, I don't think I've tried that one... You're not just teasing me, right? This isn't a prank just to get me to go up to a bartender and order "one pornstar please" only to look like an idiot?
[PM] WE FUCKING FIXED MAGIC!!!! We definitely couldn't have done it without you. I mean, it was fully a group effort, but I know that we couldn't have gotten where we needed to be with the battery building without your help with the research.
Yeah, I have gotten enough sunburns over the years to know what I hate the most about that weather. I should buy stock in sunscreen.
You don't want your mayonnaise in the sun, I'm just saying.
I am not ! It's made with passion fruit and vanilla. It's a delight. Really.
[pm] Well I couldn't have done shit without actual spellcasters on the team so. This was an absolute team effort. It was nice to work together like that.
[pm] Well, your opinion happens to be wrong, and mine isn't.
[pm] Your arguments are appalling. A kindergartner would do better. You're in luck, I don't argue with kindergartners. Good evening.
[pm] okay. Happy sharing major trauma on main, I guess. Cheers. Etc.
[pm] Chatting with you is always a pleasure, Henri.
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@hollow--sun replied to your post “What's the worst thing you've ever done?”:
[pm] Eve, why are you sharing that with the whole town ? Take that down.
[pm] Why, do you think you have a better example?
[pm] That's not the question here. This sounds upsetting. Are you al
[pm] It literally is the question here. It's old news, Henri. Dating you could also feature, but I thought I'd spare us both the drama.
[pm] okay. Happy sharing major trauma on main, I guess. Cheers. Etc.