Henri O&#x27;Dea

Then dump it in the ocean

Bananas are awesome, actually. Fucking awesome snack when out and about.

Not a great way to end up fossilized. I mean, it's a choice for sure.

Heh, they're okay. I'm a personal fan of grapes.

causefulmoon

The who of what? [user looks it up]

Bro.

This dude does not look smart enough to handle all that.

#ft. causefulmoon #conversations with henri

Marcus Aurelius ? THE Marcus Aurelius?

You know, the most impressive only one of the most impressive emperors in Roman history? No big deal.

Why are you even trying to convince that guy? He sounds like a sad tart.

irlsunbeam

Yes, but for someone who is a dust / dirt enthusiast, you do remain remarkably clean.

[pm] Sometimes you are wrong And what if I agree with you on that? [ user gets a small stomach ache ] But Henri, nobody in the world is never wrong. :)

#conversations with henri #ft. irlsunbeam

What can I say, I've been going at it for 20+ years now?

[pm] 🤷Look, I'm just gonna say the facts here, I am rarely wrong.

Also no new worms. I'm serious.

thinkmekoi

Hello.

There are many worms. Would anybody like to participate in accumulating the worms? I have plenty. I can give them to you! Free of charge. Please help me.

irlsunbeam

I would love any worms you have! They can live with my other worms in my garden!

#ft. irlsunbeam #conversations with henri

Absolutely not. You are NOT adopting new worms.

irlsunbeam

If I ever don't want glitter as a part of my life, then I'm not really me.

[pm] I'm just stating facts, but hey, if you blush, it's not a bad side effect. Well, you would call knowing yourself exceptional luck, Almost-Doctor Henri. This is one of the least surprising things you've said recently, though not much that you say surprises me.

#ft. irlsunbeam #conversations with henri

Me with dust and dirt, apparently.

[pm] I mean, I don't see you say I'm wrong. Possibly because I never am wrong.

[pm] [User sends a picture of Edward in her apartment, panting at the camera.] He says hi! [......] It was [..] nice talking to you the other night.

[pm] [user has not been drinking much since the couple of weeks that followed the break up, therefore, he remembers how unbothered he was at the party. He will look into that.]

Hi Edward !

It was, wasn't it ? Like nothing happened.

#conversations with henri #ft. whimmortal

bazzledazzle

I'm glad you're not the sort of person who's afraid of trying new things, at least.

I know. It'll be rough, trying to get back out there after this, but I'm sure you'll find someone perfectly acceptable even if they'll never quite be on my level.

Oh! You know, she has mentioned you a time or two, I suppose. [user is remembering the arm of it all. whoopsie!]

#ft. bazzledazzle #conversations with henri

Oh I detest trying new things. Why would someone do that?

Well you know, perks of being a hunt an archeologist, you get to explore new horizons all the time. [user likes it because it's all in the past and it cannot inconvenience him]

I thought I found so

Already have :)

You would suppose well. I find it very unlikely she wouldn't considering the mark she left on me.

causefulmoon

[user looks this up]

Wait, that looks sick. Give me more art references, he'll probably be too stupid to understand them like me.

Alright. Are you the equestrian statue of Marcus Aurelius, cause ... Yeah no, let's keep it PG in here.

#ft. causefulmoon

debauchfairy

[pm] How generous and humble of you.

Speaking the words I like to hear. I'll make sure you have plenty of opportunities to shine.

#ft. debauchfairy #conversations with henri

Those are words that characterize me most, yes.

Speaking of things we like, what did you want for your birthday? Cause I could get you wine or whiskey and guarantee they'd be great, but that's a bit boring.

Just don't dump my body in the ocean when I die and the turtles should be fine.

Banana shmanana

Well we don't have a lot of turtles around here.

Yeah, not my favorite fruit either. Too... floury. Alright in banana bread, and that's about it.

Not reading all that. Straws aren't microplastics anyway.

I don't remember asking

There is microplastics in all things plastic. Other things too, unfortunately.

Anyhow, I know you're pulling my leg.

Well that was your mistake. I am here to hand out information whether you want it or not. That's my thing.

Did you know that before all bananas were Cavendish, they were called Gros Michel ? Now you do. I can tell you more about that if you want.

debauchfairy

[pm] I suppose that's true, I'm personally going more for handsome, irresistible, ravishing - that sort of vibe. But I'll enjoy you looking pretty, for balance.

Oh, there will be an opportunity for throwing balls but you'd be more than welcome to show off any other skills if you like. Since it is my birthday.

#ft. debauchfairy #conversations with henri

[pm] I'll try my best not to outshine you. It will be a challenge, certainly, but I will manage.

Babe, you know I'll be more than happy to do that. I think it's about time I allow myself to shine a bit more anyway.

Yeah. I like to slowly break them down in my gut.

Then don't bother. Hers is probably superior.

You are not equipped for it. Here's an article from Stanford's University of Medicine. Hope it helps !

https://med.stanford.edu/news/insights/2025/01/microplastics-in-body-polluted-tiny-plastic-fragments.html

Oh yeah, I'm especially fond of her zucchini chocolate cake.

causefulmoon

I need everyone's best pick-up lines. Now, go. I need to prove this idiot that the stupid 'you fell from heaven,' bullshit is like, so outdated.

#ft. causefullmoon #conversations with henri

Are you a red figure volute krater ? Cause you belong in a museum.

I always eat my straws so I don't have to think about the turtles.

You should shut the fuck up.

You should give them to your mother so she can give them to her customers. [User has an appointment with her in the coming days.]