Where's the fun in that?

"true debauchery is liberating because it creates no obligation" Kieran Lucero ~ faun ~ icon

[debauchfairy]

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[hollow--sun]

[pm] I'll try my best not to outshine you. It will be a challenge, certainly, but I will manage.

Babe, you know I'll be more than happy to do that. I think it's about time I allow myself to shine a bit more anyway.

[debauchfairy]

[pm] How generous and humble of you.

Speaking the words I like to hear. I'll make sure you have plenty of opportunities to shine.

[dirtypawscleanboots]

Expecting people to bring you stuff that costs more than a car payment is vain. Let me guess, you're gonna have one of those parties that's got ice sculptures of yourself, bottles of way too expensive champagne, and a cake that cost more than a wedding itself.

[debauchfairy]

Putting oneself in crippling debt to make sure I have a nice birthday is a worthy cause but the wish list did have a price range for a reason. If you found a car payment for less than twenty dollars, that's not a car I would trust. None of those, actually, because I'm not a tacky bitch. And there's no such thing as too expensive champagne, only idiots who pay too much for bad champagne because they don't know what they're doing.

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] Got plenty of positive opinions. Just don't have any about you. And you're not talented enough to make me express them.

[debauchfairy]

[pm] Yes yes, you're very gloomy and nothing impresses you. I expected you to lie to yourself about how much you enjoyed getting fucked in a dressing room that's nicer than your home but if you keep pushing it, I'll start thinking you're trying to goad me into a second round.

Oh, what can you tell me about upiors?

[whimmortal]

[pm] Voyeurism is so boring though!! Choking, now that is exciting. Not as exciting to me now... :( People don't like living on the edge? Booooring. Booooo.

Ahhhh okay well, you'll find out one day!

[debauchfairy]

[pm] You must have lived a whole lot of life, had a whole lot of heated encounters to feel so strongly. I think I'm deserving of some rousing stories if you're going to set it up like that.

Secretive. I don't mind asking around.

[dirtypawscleanboots]

Wow. Never seen a birthday invite this vain. How about a pair of matching birds for your new house? I think they'll go nicely with all the over-priced decor your asking for.

[debauchfairy]

Expecting birthday presents is vain now? I'm definitely vain but I'm not seeing the connection. You can just say you have no money and no taste, there's not need for all of... whatever it is you're trying to do here.

[theo-wallace]

Oh! Happy early birthday then. I'll be sure to stop by. What kind of wine do you like? Anything in particular I should bring?

Ah, smart.

[debauchfairy]

Excellent. Well, there's a whole house that needs decorating so you could try your luck, let me harshly judge your interior design skills. If you're scared, I did make a list [user links the varied wish list]

I agree.

[hollow--sun]

[pm] Well, someone has to look pretty at that party, so obviously.

What? You're doing a beer pong tournament on your birthday or you're referring to something else yet ?

[debauchfairy]

[pm] I suppose that's true, I'm personally going more for handsome, irresistible, ravishing - that sort of vibe. But I'll enjoy you looking pretty, for balance.

Oh, there will be an opportunity for throwing balls but you'd be more than welcome to show off any other skills if you like. Since it is my birthday.

[nicsalazar]

[user is still getting the hang of this forum, assumes all things posted in public are aimed at her]

I don't know you. Parties are not my thing. Don't have money for gifts.

Happy birthday ? though. I know humans people care about shit things like that.

[debauchfairy]

I don't know you, either, so pretty certain you didn't receive a formal invitation anyway. I'd extend one now but poor people who don't like parties aren't a crowd I try to attract.

[taliasshaw]

@debauchfairy replied to your post “Based on your knowledge of them or their public...”:

Good choice.

Then you can duke it out with Regan because she sure has some big feelings about it.

[debauchfairy]

I don't know her.

[debauchfairy]

@hollow--sun replied to your post “[pm] You don't want to get married?! Shocking...”:

[pm] You're delusional as ever which you're lucky is something I find entertaining. I'm not stalking babe, my reading skills are just that good 😎

​[pm] I'm just working with the facts presented to me. And you're welcome for the entertainment, sweetheart. Will you and your splendid reading skills be present next Saturday? Not that those will be of much use but your other skills would be a welcome addition.

[vengeancedemon]

[pm] If you're looking for me to praise you, you'll be looking a long time.

[debauchfairy]

[pm] Don't worry, I don't assume you're capable of expressing positive opinions.

[howlinjack]

I think I have enough excitement right now, but Is boring a bad thing? Hmm. That's fair, I think. Not being direct feels too much like lying in a sense, right?

[debauchfairy]

Of course it is. Why suffer through boredom with the option not to? I couldn't agree more and lying is an entirely unnecessary thing.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[theo-wallace]

You could say that. What kind of event are you putting on?

Ah, nice. [The only thing the user knows about the store is that anything within it is far out of his budget] How'd you end up doing that?

[debauchfairy]

Oh, it's my birthday and for my birthday, I decided I deserved to move, so it is also a housewarming party.

Do what you know and all that. I'm excellent at telling people what to do and very skilled at looking good.

[debauchfairy]

Too bad nicknames have a tendency to stick, accurate or not.

Yawn.

[kellydays]

If you want me to ride, you're gonna have to try a little harder than [Wait. Public.]

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[kellydays]

[pm] 'Course not. Ain't much a point in playin' at all, if you're just expectin' you'll lose. Competitive spirit just makes victory all the sweeter. [...] And so long as I tried my hardest, I don't much mind losin'. I'll take whatever you dish out. [...] If I lose.

Take whatever notes you like. Think you'll find your notepad fillin' up. [...] And if I don't have the experience, don't mean I can't learn. You got plenty of time to think on your request.

[debauchfairy]

[pm] Enjoyers of humiliation aside. Wouldn't want to shame them- well, actually. But I agree. What's a prize without a little fight for it? [user likes every sort of prize] Alright, when you lose, we'll see just how much you can take. Of my victory laps, of course.

Oh, you think yourself complex enough to fill a whole notebook? That is cute. Endless possibilities? You'll spoil me.