ICARUS

☆Ameture Photographer☆ ☆Traditional Artist☆ ☆6teen☆ ☆He/They prns☆ ☆Dead Poets Society enthusiast☆ ☆Multifandom☆ ☆Minecraft Yaois taken ocer my life again, i thought i left ts behind in 2022☆

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[airandangels]

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[hounddogsys]

people keep talking shit abt endogenic systems on tiktok and its making me sad :( - ty/lyonnel

[hollow--the--knight]

block the anti tags ml. tiktok is a cesspool that boosts the worst shit it can

[its-timego]

a question many have asked

[professor-geen-berries]

i love EWC comics because every one i see at the end they say "oh yeah this has probably been done haha" and it's the most random absurd thing i've ever read like honey nobody else is cooking the way you are i swear

[luunarmoonar]

Can I play too

[katvyre]

"Sorry if I made you uncomfortable!!" don't underestimate my ability to match ur freak

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Wattpad wouldn’t survive the canonical porn without plot tag on AO3 😭 But in all seriousness this isn’t new. Wattpad has always been very pro censorship and a lot of authors have had their works removed with no warning before, so this looks to me like same old rules just even more strict than before? And don’t get me started on the ads that have been flooding the site for years, unless you subscribe to an ad-free Wattpad premium where you won’t get ads as long as you pay, but your works will still get removed if it’s too spicy or taboo and someone reports it. This is why we love AO3

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Reason number 1473642247842 why I'm better then wattpad

[pukicho]

coolest bug?

Crab

[stay-the-knight]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[homeofthebasin]

I normally dislike these kinds of takes but this one works absurdly well. Who'd be the kind to brag with their full name to the cyclops? Who'd be immune to turning into a pig because they are already a pig? Who'd want to hear the sirens so badly that they'd tie themsleves to a mast just to ensure the sirens aren't as good singers as them? Who would get brutalized by hubris but still come home ready to kill a bunch of people for trying to get with their partner?

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[dankassbitchh]

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

[karetahana]

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

[amethystangelofhyrule-blog]

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

[yea-nah]

wait for it he has sources

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hi

[mvthologyy-deactivated20161031]

 he’s here

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

[guarcliansofthegalaxy-blog]

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

[michael-james-munroe]

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

[phandabidozie-blog]

doctor when

[super-who-lockian]

bendelick mumberdun. done. 

[donnierrito]

THANK YOU FOR REBLOGGING THIS YOU MADE MY DAY

[mexi-doodler]

Omg

[cari28ch3-me]

I CANT BREATH!

[cari28ch3-me]

I keep seeing post about how younger bloggers don’t know the Moreos guy so I had to bring this back 

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

[dee-the-red-witch]

Next time someone asks me what tumblr is, I’m showing them this.

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[curryvo-again]

HELP

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[incog-nemo-deactivated20200628]

A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core, “You’re hired.”

[cameoappearance]

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1122

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[irish-farmer]

My reading comprehension isn't that bad

[wardenmcpherson]

They did used to soak wool in aged piss. Just a fun little wool history fact for you.

[arcaniumagi2]

dont they still do? right @systlin? people still use piss for wool processing?

[systlin]

People absolutely still use piss for wool processing.

Ammonia is a great degreaser, and helps in dye work

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[tanoraqui]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

[thedoctorandclaraforeverandever]

GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

disclaimer: I am east asian. if anyone who is not white sees anything wrong with my phrasing, inaccuracies, or insensitivity, or something I missed, please feel free to add on. I'm just one person with one perspective; none of what I say should be taken as The Singular way to draw an Asian character. if you havent done so already, please take the effort to expand your view of Asian culture outside this one tutorial.

if a white person reblogs this and adds something stupid I'm going to bite and kick you like a wild animal

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Hey thanks so much for the colour palate and tips, I'll send this to my friends.